Monty Python Fans
Jun 11th 2009 | 5:27 pm
#34
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Jun 11th 2009 | 5:31 pm
#35
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Re: Monty Python Fans
I just loved all the animated stuff by Terry Gilliam, genius 
Jun 11th 2009 | 5:37 pm
#37
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Jun 12th 2009 | 1:03 am
#38
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Monty Python - Almost Everything DVD Box Set (16 Disc) - £26.49 delivered @ Sendit
For all ye Bargain Hunters out there with DVD Region 2 playback capabilities. What a cracking cracking price.. just ordered! Price includes delivery to Oz.
You might be able to save 10% by adding the discount code UCARE10.
Buy it @ Sendit
Bit cheaper at BlahDVD but BlahDVD wanted a fiver for shipping!
Contains all this:
Quote:
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 1:
1. Whither Canada?
2. Sex and Violence
3. How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away
4. Owl-Stretching Time
5. Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century
6. The BBC Entry for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest
7. You're No Fun Anymore
8. Full Frontal Nudity
9. The Ant, an Introduction
10. Untitled
11. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
12. The Naked Ant
13. Intermission
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 2:
1. Dinsdale!
2. The Spanish Inquisition
3. Deja Vu
4. The Buzz Aldrin Show
5. Live from the Grill-o-Mat
6. It's a Living
7. The Attila the Hun Show
8. Archaeology Today
9. How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
10. Scott of the Antarctic
11. How Not to Be Seen
12. Spam
13. Royal Episode 13
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 3:
1. Njorl's Saga
2. Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
3. The Money Programme
4. Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
5. The All-England Summarise Proust Competition
6. The War Against Pornography
7. Salad Days
8. The Cycling Tour
9. The Nude Man
10. E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
11. Dennis Moore
12. A Book at Bedtime
13. The British Showbiz Awards
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 4:
1. The Golden Age of Ballooning
2. Michael Ellis
3. The Light Entertainment War
4. Hamlet
5. Mr. Neutron
6. Party Political Broadcast
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971): England was such a proper place - until the day the Python arrived. Monty Python, that is, a Flying Circus that slithered up the funnybone of an entire nation and gave it fits of laughter. Here's Monty Python's first feature film - a hilarious collection of their very best twits, skits and bits from their popular TV series.
The Holy Grail (1974): Yoiks! Here be the Python's tale of good King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his knights as they quest for the Holy Grail. Watch as they face great odds and silly sods. See them wage battle against the fierce Killer Rabbit ("Run Away! Run Away!"), and, (oh, horrors!) see them confront the dreaded Knights Who Say "Ni!".
The Life Of Brian (1979): You could say this is one of the greatest comedies ever, but the Monty Python team said it first! Life of Brian is all about (and here's the big surprise) the life of Brian, who was born in a Bethlehem manger next door to Jesus. Three wise men believe he is the messiah, but it becomes apparent that he is only Brian.
Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982): Live, lewd and unleashed for the first time, the Pythons take on the legendary Hollywood Bowl in a sell out show that serves up some of their best known songs and sketches in addition to brand new material that never appeared in the Flying Circus TV series.
The Meaning Of Life (1983): Those six pandemonium-mad Pythons are back with their craziest adventure ever! These naughty lads offer the usual tasteful sketches involving favorite bodily parts and functions, the wonders of war, the miracle of birth and a special preview of what's waiting for us in Heaven.
You might be able to save 10% by adding the discount code UCARE10.
Buy it @ Sendit
Bit cheaper at BlahDVD but BlahDVD wanted a fiver for shipping!
Contains all this:
Quote:
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 1:
1. Whither Canada?
2. Sex and Violence
3. How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away
4. Owl-Stretching Time
5. Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century
6. The BBC Entry for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest
7. You're No Fun Anymore
8. Full Frontal Nudity
9. The Ant, an Introduction
10. Untitled
11. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
12. The Naked Ant
13. Intermission
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 2:
1. Dinsdale!
2. The Spanish Inquisition
3. Deja Vu
4. The Buzz Aldrin Show
5. Live from the Grill-o-Mat
6. It's a Living
7. The Attila the Hun Show
8. Archaeology Today
9. How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
10. Scott of the Antarctic
11. How Not to Be Seen
12. Spam
13. Royal Episode 13
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 3:
1. Njorl's Saga
2. Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
3. The Money Programme
4. Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
5. The All-England Summarise Proust Competition
6. The War Against Pornography
7. Salad Days
8. The Cycling Tour
9. The Nude Man
10. E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
11. Dennis Moore
12. A Book at Bedtime
13. The British Showbiz Awards
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Series 4:
1. The Golden Age of Ballooning
2. Michael Ellis
3. The Light Entertainment War
4. Hamlet
5. Mr. Neutron
6. Party Political Broadcast
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971): England was such a proper place - until the day the Python arrived. Monty Python, that is, a Flying Circus that slithered up the funnybone of an entire nation and gave it fits of laughter. Here's Monty Python's first feature film - a hilarious collection of their very best twits, skits and bits from their popular TV series.
The Holy Grail (1974): Yoiks! Here be the Python's tale of good King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his knights as they quest for the Holy Grail. Watch as they face great odds and silly sods. See them wage battle against the fierce Killer Rabbit ("Run Away! Run Away!"), and, (oh, horrors!) see them confront the dreaded Knights Who Say "Ni!".
The Life Of Brian (1979): You could say this is one of the greatest comedies ever, but the Monty Python team said it first! Life of Brian is all about (and here's the big surprise) the life of Brian, who was born in a Bethlehem manger next door to Jesus. Three wise men believe he is the messiah, but it becomes apparent that he is only Brian.
Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982): Live, lewd and unleashed for the first time, the Pythons take on the legendary Hollywood Bowl in a sell out show that serves up some of their best known songs and sketches in addition to brand new material that never appeared in the Flying Circus TV series.
The Meaning Of Life (1983): Those six pandemonium-mad Pythons are back with their craziest adventure ever! These naughty lads offer the usual tasteful sketches involving favorite bodily parts and functions, the wonders of war, the miracle of birth and a special preview of what's waiting for us in Heaven.
Jun 13th 2009 | 8:56 am
#39
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Re: Monty Python Fans
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f#$k off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f#$k off, O Lord?
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f#$k off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f#$k off, O Lord?
Jun 13th 2009 | 9:23 am
#40
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 8,147
Re: Monty Python Fans
4 sketches are my favourites;
1. the sex education scene in meaning of life ...
2. the birth scene with the most expensive machine in the hospital (I cracked that joke once at work and no one knew what i was on about)
3. the scene in life of brian when they burst into the room to rescue him from the women who are about to seduce him, and he doesnt want rescuing
4. the townswomens guild re-enactment of the battle of pearl harbour ... i honestly pee myself laughing at that one (terry jones just looks so right in tights, hairnet and handbag)
monty python is so funny, but my other half just doesnt get it ...
1. the sex education scene in meaning of life ...
2. the birth scene with the most expensive machine in the hospital (I cracked that joke once at work and no one knew what i was on about)
3. the scene in life of brian when they burst into the room to rescue him from the women who are about to seduce him, and he doesnt want rescuing
4. the townswomens guild re-enactment of the battle of pearl harbour ... i honestly pee myself laughing at that one (terry jones just looks so right in tights, hairnet and handbag)
monty python is so funny, but my other half just doesnt get it ...
Last edited by tiredwithtwins; Jun 13th 2009 at 9:27 am.
Jun 13th 2009 | 5:21 pm
#41
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 782
From: Mandurah, WA
Re: Monty Python Fans
4 sketches are my favourites;
1. the sex education scene in meaning of life ...
2. the birth scene with the most expensive machine in the hospital (I cracked that joke once at work and no one knew what i was on about)
3. the scene in life of brian when they burst into the room to rescue him from the women who are about to seduce him, and he doesnt want rescuing
4. the townswomens guild re-enactment of the battle of pearl harbour ... i honestly pee myself laughing at that one (terry jones just looks so right in tights, hairnet and handbag)
monty python is so funny, but my other half just doesnt get it ...
1. the sex education scene in meaning of life ...
2. the birth scene with the most expensive machine in the hospital (I cracked that joke once at work and no one knew what i was on about)
3. the scene in life of brian when they burst into the room to rescue him from the women who are about to seduce him, and he doesnt want rescuing
4. the townswomens guild re-enactment of the battle of pearl harbour ... i honestly pee myself laughing at that one (terry jones just looks so right in tights, hairnet and handbag)
monty python is so funny, but my other half just doesnt get it ...
Also love that sex education scene - very british!!
Jun 13th 2009 | 9:37 pm
#42
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 2,812
From: Far North Queensland
Re: Monty Python Fans
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Sir Galahad: Three sire.
Arthur: er... Three! (Throws grenade)
By the way, I like traffic lights, though my name's not Bamber.
Jun 13th 2009 | 10:33 pm
#43
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 8,147
Re: Monty Python Fans
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. (exit and exeunt)
Jun 13th 2009 | 10:49 pm
#44
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Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 2,199
From: North East Tasmania
Re: Monty Python Fans
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. (exit and exeunt)
Jun 13th 2009 | 11:56 pm
#45
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Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 16,623
From: Hill overlooking the SE Melbourne suburbs
Re: Monty Python Fans
"NONE is to stone ANyone....until I blow this whistle...
even if he DOES say Jehovah!!"
even if he DOES say Jehovah!!"
