Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition . . .

oi!

Oh goodie, a Python thread!

I like the one where the Ozzie introduces the pom to a room full of blokes called Bruce and when he discovers his name isn't Bruce, he says that it will be too confusing, so can he call him Bruce as well.

"My wife, Incontinentia Buttocks"

"Crucifiction or Freedom"? "Freedom". "Ooh we don't get many of those"

"No, I say 15 Cystertia, you say 11"

"Ooooh, you were lucky, we lived in a shoe box under the bed and got up before we went to bed" (Ripping Yarns I know but closeish)

"Blessed are the Cheesemakers?". "I don't think he is referring only to the producers of dairy products...."

Keep 'em coming.

WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


(I'm supremely happy and proud that my kids love, adore and can probably quote all the Monty Python films and shows!

Mind you, they like On the Buses too, so perhaps there's no hope for them.)

I just love the political incorrectness of the The silly olympics

BRIAN: "You dont NEED to follow me, you dont NEED to follow anybody. You're all individuals"
CROWD (in unison): "Yes - we ARE all individuals!"
LONE VOICE: "errr.... I'm not"


actually come to think of it just about any line from Life of Brian is 'giggle worthy'... - time to crack out the DVD and give myself a laugh again!

He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?

The Princess Margaret sketch broke new ground

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Spare a shekel for an ex leper.

Blessed are the Cheesemakers (had to like that one didn't I!) though I think "Blessed are the Meek" is probably more me!

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Thanks for that, it still makes me chuckle (it must have taken you ages). I haven't watched the Holy Grail for yonks, but this thread has put me in the mood to dig out the video and watch it again.

Bring out your dead'

Bring out your dead


Bring out your dead

I can't take 'im - he's not dead...

Well can you 'ang around a bit - he won't be long'....

"I'm Brian and so is my wife..."

Blessed be the juniper bushes.
Life of Brian