Misheard lyrics
May 30th 2012, 5:00 pm
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Misheard lyrics
My OH is a D.J and he often gets sent playlists where people can't remember the name of the song.
He has just been sent one by someone asking for "my first real sex dream" by Bryan Adams. After a minute or two of confusion, I realised they were asking for Summer of 69. "I got my first real six string, bought it at the 5 and dime".
I'm not sure what they thought "the summer of 69" was all about
He has just been sent one by someone asking for "my first real sex dream" by Bryan Adams. After a minute or two of confusion, I realised they were asking for Summer of 69. "I got my first real six string, bought it at the 5 and dime".
I'm not sure what they thought "the summer of 69" was all about
May 30th 2012, 5:12 pm
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Re: Misheard lyrics
A song that Paul Young sang with another band, late 80s early 90s was called Senza una Donna but it always sounded like Sex on a Doughnut to me!
May 30th 2012, 9:51 pm
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Re: Misheard lyrics
My little brother always used to sing "Long train run over us" in the national anthem.
May 30th 2012, 10:50 pm
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Re: Misheard lyrics
Alex the Seal, by the Bangles.
May 30th 2012, 11:03 pm
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Nine stone cowboy-Kenny Rogers
May 30th 2012, 11:34 pm
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Re: Misheard lyrics
My personal favourites
"Hold me close and tie me down, sir" by Elton John
"She's got electric boobs in her mohair suit" again by Elton John
"Wrapped up like a douche" by Manfred Mann
and finally, "Sweet cream is made of cheese" by Eurythmics
"Hold me close and tie me down, sir" by Elton John
"She's got electric boobs in her mohair suit" again by Elton John
"Wrapped up like a douche" by Manfred Mann
and finally, "Sweet cream is made of cheese" by Eurythmics
May 30th 2012, 11:53 pm
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Re: Misheard lyrics
I use to think that the Talking Heads song "take Me to the river and wash me down" was "take me to the river and watch me drown"
May 30th 2012, 11:57 pm
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Re: Misheard lyrics
My gran once sang (at the top of her voice in the garden whilst pegging out the washing) 'You set my tits on fire....Should hae been lips lol!!
May 31st 2012, 12:25 am
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Re: Misheard lyrics
"'Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze...
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May 31st 2012, 12:37 am
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May 31st 2012, 12:47 am
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Re: Misheard lyrics
Just let me staple the vicar should have been Just let me say for the record Pointer Sisters, We are Family.
'Cause I need you Denis Bradley should have been 'Cause I need you desperately - some Whitney Houston number
Daniel you're a star, in a fatal disguise should have been Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky. Elton John - Daniel
Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone, he's my Japanese boy. A mixture of lyrics provided by an old school friend's mum i.e. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to meets He's my Japanese boy by a band I can't remember.
'Cause I need you Denis Bradley should have been 'Cause I need you desperately - some Whitney Houston number
Daniel you're a star, in a fatal disguise should have been Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky. Elton John - Daniel
Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone, he's my Japanese boy. A mixture of lyrics provided by an old school friend's mum i.e. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to meets He's my Japanese boy by a band I can't remember.
May 31st 2012, 1:40 am
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Re: Misheard lyrics
Without the shed it's a lonely view - red hot chilli peppers
I've got meat pies, i've got my orange squash - REM
you, doo biddy bum - Australian Crawl
I've got meat pies, i've got my orange squash - REM
you, doo biddy bum - Australian Crawl
May 31st 2012, 1:44 am
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Where is my lonely pilgrim, where is my furry sock - Where have all the cowboys gone
May 31st 2012, 1:52 am
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...giving optimism a go?!
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