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Old May 30th 2012, 6:00 pm
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My OH is a D.J and he often gets sent playlists where people can't remember the name of the song.

He has just been sent one by someone asking for "my first real sex dream" by Bryan Adams. After a minute or two of confusion, I realised they were asking for Summer of 69. "I got my first real six string, bought it at the 5 and dime".

I'm not sure what they thought "the summer of 69" was all about
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A song that Paul Young sang with another band, late 80s early 90s was called Senza una Donna but it always sounded like Sex on a Doughnut to me!
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My little brother always used to sing "Long train run over us" in the national anthem.
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Alex the Seal, by the Bangles.
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Old May 31st 2012, 12:03 am
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Nine stone cowboy-Kenny Rogers
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Old May 31st 2012, 12:34 am
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My personal favourites

"Hold me close and tie me down, sir" by Elton John
"She's got electric boobs in her mohair suit" again by Elton John
"Wrapped up like a douche" by Manfred Mann
and finally, "Sweet cream is made of cheese" by Eurythmics
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I use to think that the Talking Heads song "take Me to the river and wash me down" was "take me to the river and watch me drown"
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I use to think that the Talking Heads song "take Me to the river and wash me down" was "take me to the river and watch me drown"
Lol -made me chuckle

My gran once sang (at the top of her voice in the garden whilst pegging out the washing) 'You set my tits on fire....Should hae been lips lol!!
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"'Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze...


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"'Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze...


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A whole website of them. Not sure how many are genuine:

http://www.kissthisguy.com/
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Just let me staple the vicar should have been Just let me say for the record Pointer Sisters, We are Family.

'Cause I need you Denis Bradley should have been 'Cause I need you desperately - some Whitney Houston number

Daniel you're a star, in a fatal disguise should have been Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky. Elton John - Daniel

Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone, he's my Japanese boy. A mixture of lyrics provided by an old school friend's mum i.e. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to meets He's my Japanese boy by a band I can't remember.
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Without the shed it's a lonely view - red hot chilli peppers
I've got meat pies, i've got my orange squash - REM
you, doo biddy bum - Australian Crawl
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Where is my lonely pilgrim, where is my furry sock - Where have all the cowboys gone
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Ken Lee!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
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