Bix

It's so simple isn't it ?

Now is the time to leave the hospital and take it easy for a few days while you recuperate.
The hospital even loan you some help here too.
I only got one with one wheel but if you're lucky you may get one of these two wheeled beauts.

hevs

ROTFLMAO!!!

Bix mate...did it scar you for life hun or what?

Bix

Now, after a few weeks have passed and the swelling has gone you are ready for it aren't you ?

Oh no, no, no........not so fast young man. First they need to ensure the op has been successfull.

It's TTT...........test tube time.

Now, let me impart a little bit of insider knowledge. If you leave sufficient time between producing the sample and delivering it to the hospital it will be no good.

Ah, what a shame. Sorry Mr.Matt would you follow the lovely nurse. She will help you produce a fresher sample.

Bix

Hevs........tis indeed a topic of conjecture......there are some who think the cut throat was blunt and many others who think it was already too late.

Bix

And lastly, when the all clear has been given on the sperm count, You can shout to Hevs "Come here ya breeder"

Pollyana

Bixie, dearest, people have been conjecturing on "where's Bix" for a couple of weeks now. I hope Hevs is flattered by the fact that she managed to tempt you out of the jungle where others have failed

moneypenny20

A little tip that may help, when producing said sample into said test tube, ensure any children in the house, do not chose that moment to burst into bedroom demanding breakfast

Bix

Hi Polly.
Yep, it's been 20 whole days :scared: Had our first visitors from the UK so been really busy doing the touristy things.

But caught a strong whiff of oesterogen hailing from the Eastern burbs so had to investigate and proffer some advice

Bix

Good point Penny.

Oh, and don't put Mr.Bone into said test tube before starting the function

artep

if it fits inside the test tube before you start...then you really were last in the queue

hevs

I will consider myself highly honoured. Matt was PHSL at your op rundown mate, thanks for that

Do you have any advice on how to stop feeling nauseous through every waking hour?

hevs

moneypenny20

Only thing that worked for me was nibbling really really slowly on ginger biscuits - one could last an hour but it seemed to work

hevs

I've got some and sometimes they do the trick, sometimes just make it worse

Extra strong mints and chewy take the edge off. If i eat it helps but at the moment its like sod eating for 2, its like eating for England :scared: