MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Jul 19th 2006, 8:54 pm
#76
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Congratulations on joining the club, it just shows how much better next year is going to be for you guys than the first half of this one is, you deserve all the happiness in the world and what better way to find it than with sleepless nights, nappies and achy boobs 
Let me know how much mess the bricks make the i can decide if it's nasty enough to use on Juan
Lynn
Let me know how much mess the bricks make the i can decide if it's nasty enough to use on Juan
Lynn
Jul 19th 2006, 9:24 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
this needs to move to the next page, every time I have a look, it starts at Ipom saying Matt's willy's going to drop off
Jul 19th 2006, 9:37 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by Bordy
Did it not sound convincing??? 
She had to tell me cause I was wondering why she was a lazy cow when I went over to help with splitting her 5 million logs.
She had to tell me cause I was wondering why she was a lazy cow when I went over to help with splitting her 5 million logs.
Jul 19th 2006, 11:14 pm
#79
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
PMSL!! Thanks for all of your lovely comments. I've had some cracking voice mails today as well, you know who you are 
I think we're gonna need a pregnancy thread starting up. With so many of us we could really put the childless off
I think we're gonna need a pregnancy thread starting up. With so many of us we could really put the childless off
Jul 19th 2006, 11:20 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by artep
.....(ya cabbage having another screaming shit machine )
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Jul 19th 2006, 11:22 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by moneypen20
this needs to move to the next page, every time I have a look, it starts at Ipom saying Matt's willy's going to drop off
PMSLx1000
Jul 19th 2006, 11:23 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by thatsnotquiteright
Sounds good. I meant that if you chose to go local, then they're good. If you want the Monash then great. Sounds like your're quite the celebrities!
Yeah, regular Posh and Becks us! Must say I'd like some better choice of notoriety than being known as the people to have been there the longest.
They even know me by name in the Zuki restaurant now
Jul 19th 2006, 11:31 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by hevs
I can't choose them mate cos they don't have all the facilities for a geriatric birth
Jul 19th 2006, 11:34 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by artep
LOL ya fossil
Jul 19th 2006, 11:36 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by hevs
Make yer mind up. Cabbage or fossil
Jul 19th 2006, 11:37 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Originally Posted by artep
a fossilised cabbage
Jul 20th 2006, 2:25 am
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Congratulations Hevs and HUP! Hope everything goes smoothly, its cool having older kids with a newborn, my nearly-9 year old is so cool with our littlun.
BTW Chuck us the brick when you've finished anyone got a link to DIY instructions, I'm sure there must be some out there lol!
BTW Chuck us the brick when you've finished
anyone got a link to DIY instructions, I'm sure there must be some out there lol!
Jul 20th 2006, 10:08 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
I feel I must try to enlighten Matt on what is to come as it is not at all a bad experience. The only downside is that he won't get a free radio like they give out in India.
Firstly one of the more mature nurses will take him to a private room and inspect his bits to ensure he has shaved sufficiently. If it's not up to standard she will offer to finish it off.
My advice is to do a diy job at this point as although you will be trembling with fear, she will be trembling with excitement at the sight of your bone.
Firstly one of the more mature nurses will take him to a private room and inspect his bits to ensure he has shaved sufficiently. If it's not up to standard she will offer to finish it off.
My advice is to do a diy job at this point as although you will be trembling with fear, she will be trembling with excitement at the sight of your bone.
Jul 20th 2006, 10:12 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
Next it's on to the trolley for a visit to the anaesthetist.
You will be so taken by her beauty that you won't know that she clockked you one........and don't worry if you start to awaken during the op.....she will clock you again.
You will be so taken by her beauty that you won't know that she clockked you one........and don't worry if you start to awaken during the op.....she will clock you again.
Jul 20th 2006, 10:16 pm
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Re: MATT''S got to have another operation!!!!
The operation itself is nothing to worry about......you will be out cold and the very experienced doctor will just cut and tie.
He is very professional....if he snips the wrong bit he knows how to tie it all up so you wouldn't know the difference.
He is very professional....if he snips the wrong bit he knows how to tie it all up so you wouldn't know the difference.
