Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Jul 16th 2006 | 4:44 pm
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Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Most of the my repertoire is useless when I try to tell them here, any others?
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
Jul 16th 2006 | 5:00 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by telelynx
Most of the my repertoire is useless when I try to tell them here, any others?
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
kippered haddock
killer shark
kilmarnock (a plaice in Scotland)
Jul 16th 2006 | 6:25 pm
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From: Solihull2Gold Coast-Sept '06
Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by telelynx
Most of the my repertoire is useless when I try to tell them here, any others?
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
Jul 16th 2006 | 6:41 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by telelynx
Most of the my repertoire is useless when I try to tell them here, any others?
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
Q. Why don't they don't sell lucozade in Chem-Mart?
A. It comes out the lace holes
I am the only one who doesn't get it?
Jul 16th 2006 | 6:47 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by Vanessa
I am the only one who doesn't get it?
Jul 16th 2006 | 6:48 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by Vanessa
I am the only one who doesn't get it?
Jul 16th 2006 | 6:52 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by Vanessa
I am the only one who doesn't get it?
Jul 16th 2006 | 6:58 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by ianandhelena
substitute Boots for Chem-Mart
Jul 16th 2006 | 7:00 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by ianandhelena
substitute Boots for Chem-Mart
Ho ho ho - dreadful joke - even in English!!!!!
Jul 16th 2006 | 7:10 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by Vanessa
Ho ho ho - dreadful joke - even in English!!!!!
Jul 16th 2006 | 8:07 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by telelynx
While I admit the joke was not as good as Adelaideman's fish joke, it is still the 2nd best one on the thread
Jul 16th 2006 | 8:28 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by Vanessa
I am the only one who doesn't get it?
I'm confused as well
Jul 16th 2006 | 8:29 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by ianandhelena
substitute Boots for Chem-Mart
Jul 16th 2006 | 9:04 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
whats brown and sticky...
Jul 16th 2006 | 9:06 pm
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Re: Jokes that mean nothing in Oz
Originally Posted by possoms
whats brown and sticky...
Would that be a stick Kay?
