Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Sep 22nd 2004, 7:57 pm
#6916
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Me make personal comments 
Wash your mouth out.
I woke up a bit stiff this morning (too much excercise) and a slight hangover (I only had a couple of pints).
I'm warming my hands up ready to give you a good work over
G
Wash your mouth out.I woke up a bit stiff this morning (too much excercise) and a slight hangover (I only had a couple of pints).
I'm warming my hands up ready to give you a good work over
G
Sep 22nd 2004, 7:58 pm
#6917
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Good, good. And I'm sure I can manage to work your stiffness out.
But I like you G
Sep 22nd 2004, 7:59 pm
#6918
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Hussy! But I like you
G
But I like you G
Brazen to the last
I used to be so sweet and innocent
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:05 pm
#6919
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Brazen to the last
I used to be so sweet and innocent
I used to be so sweet and innocent
You've even managed to corrupt me in the last few weeks
G
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:07 pm
#6920
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Hmm, I even feel embarrassed about interupting you two
No, not naked. Not quite warm enough (22 degrees). Wait till summer, I'll die then! :scared:
No, not naked. Not quite warm enough (22 degrees). Wait till summer, I'll die then! :scared:
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:08 pm
#6921
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
When?
You've even managed to corrupt me in the last few weeks
G
You've even managed to corrupt me in the last few weeks
G
Erm......when I was 5? Nope, I was playing kiss-catch then (and running really slowly
)When I was a babe in arms, perhaps?
OK, so maybe not innocent. Not sweet either since sweet is generally a girly epithet and I ain't no girly girl
Thing is G, have you enjoyed the path of your corruption?
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:11 pm
#6922
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Thing is G, have you enjoyed the path of your corruption?
I have to be careful when I talk to women in the real world now though
G
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:14 pm
#6923
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Indeed I have
I have to be careful when I talk to women in the real world now though
G
I have to be careful when I talk to women in the real world now though
G
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:18 pm
#6924
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
I'm like that too - have trouble surpressing my smut in the real world. I get the giggles when what would constitute smut bait is left lying carelessly about.
you should write abook like 'Roger's profanisaurus' Call it 'Bundy's encyclopaedia of smut'
Morning Simone. Hope you are feeling better.
G
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:21 pm
#6925
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
'smut bait'- I like that you should write abook like 'Roger's profanisaurus'
Call it 'Bundy's encyclopaedia of smut'
Morning Simone. Hope you are feeling better.
G
you should write abook like 'Roger's profanisaurus' Call it 'Bundy's encyclopaedia of smut'
Morning Simone. Hope you are feeling better.
G
A veritable Smutography. A Smutonary. A Smutasaurus.
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:22 pm
#6926
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Morning Simone. Hope you are feeling better.
G
G
Will be working tommorrow.
Had rice for breakfast
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:24 pm
#6927
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Simone
Yes, thankyou
Will be working tommorrow.
Had rice for breakfast
Will be working tommorrow.
Had rice for breakfast
LOL! Rice for breakfast
How's Pascal? Has he recovered too?
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:25 pm
#6928
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
I like that idea ('Roger's', snigger). Could be a bestseller.
A veritable Smutography. A Smutonary. A Smutasaurus.
A veritable Smutography. A Smutonary. A Smutasaurus.
Brilliant.You can sign copies with 'smutographs'
G
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:27 pm
#6929
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
'smutasaurus' Brilliant.
You can sign copies with 'smutographs'
G
Brilliant.You can sign copies with 'smutographs'
G
LOL! Indeed I could. Although god knows what would constitute a smutograph
Sep 22nd 2004, 8:30 pm
#6930
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
I'd need a smutty pseudonym though
