bundy

I'm the short arse of my siblings at a mere 5'10. Older brother is 6'3, younger brother is 6'4. We all kept growing until we were well into our early twenties. Uncle is 6'7, both grandfathers were 6'6, my aunt is 6'0. But my parents are stumpy - my dad is 5'10 and my mum is 5'7 (and shrinking).

I'd love to have a load of boys and be surrounded by strapping sons in my dotage.

Bix

Trouble is I now have to stretch to clip them round the ear

bundy

Get a stick. Or a rolled up newspaper. Or just learn to whack their behinds....

Covenant

tough being the dominant male in the pride.

Simone

My whole family is quite short. I stopped growing at 16 or so.
My brother who's younger got taller.
Was such as shame when he got stronger and I couldn't beat him in fights anymore..

I'd like boys as well.

Bix

It's okay.

Get very proud when the cubs call me Paw

bundy

ROFLMAO! That was actually quite funny Bix.

Bix

I do try to bring a glint to your eye you know

bundy

Yes, I remember that moment of anxiety when I realised that my younger brother was beginning to overtake me. I'm still waaaay stronger than him though (he's a beanpole), so I still win every time. Until he goes for the little finger....long story.

bundy

Is that the same as a twinkle in the eye cos if so, I could be in trouble

Bix

Eventually you will fully succumb to me.

I am a male so it's inevitable.

bundy

...and because you're a male, you think it's inevitable

Maybe I'm just baffling you with my womanly ways

Bix

You are certainly baffling; I'll grant you that.

For some reason the maker put all the complexity into the female gender.

bundy

Believe me, I baffle myself most of the time. We are complex beings. But we have the advantage of only having to understand you simple male beasties.

Bix

But you have difficulty accepting how simple we are

It often depends on how the homones are flowing at the time.