I hate stupidity also, I despise those that do not think.

I hate dog owners with aggressive dogs, that know their dog is aggressive with other dogs and still let it off the leash to attack other dogs.

I hate Justin Bieber - hold the little shit down and force it to cut its hair, failing that, kick it and smack it with a rubber fist.

I hate those that drink and drive and then justify it, bet they wouldnt justify it if their kid or loved one was knocked over and killed by some shat mouth that 'only had a few'.

I hate leggings - get rid of them, you look like you are wearing a pantyhose and your camel toe is revolting.

I hate noisy eaters, who cares if you enjoy your food - just shut your flapper while chewing.

I hate tailgaters - now I really hate them, piss off with tailgating me on my way to work, I wont speed up you know so there is no point in doing it. Huge prime mover doing that to me last week almost licking my arse, he then ran a red light and went speeding up Stock Road, bloody thicko stupid bastard.

Katy Perry - hate her, she has funny eyes, an irritating high pitched voice in parts of every song and she has a fat fanny sticking out of her short costumes, a bit like sliced pork and what the hell is a 'popsicle' when its at home?

That will do for now but I will think of more.

People who say crutch instead of crotch. I want to headbutt them!

Scousers

Sod off you!

Right this minute I hate stinky smokers who sit next to me at work when I have morning sickness at 4 in the afternoon

Fake typing in TV and films.

I hate the way they mash the keys and yet seemingly intelligent text appears on the screen, which is usually some made up OS, which is another of my irrational hatreds.


S

That's not fair to the babies - it clearly wasn't their choice so reserve your hatred for the muppet parents that thought it would be cool to mutilate their babies.

I'll also add to this text messages in films. Why are they always for the hard of sight in 60 point Arial font?

Does anybody know anyone who uses a text message client like that?


S

Magda Szubanski's smug face. Cannot stand her and her smug Jenny craig adverts. She has a vastly inflated opinion of her own talent too. Hubs has to mute her or risk damage to the TV whenever she comes on.

True. I hereby absolve the babies from any hatred and furthermore direct it to their muppet parents

I hate those leggings that are supposed to look like jeans, worn by overweight women who dont realise they arent actually jeans and dont hide anything.

Am I the only person who is pleased the masterchef is now finished so we dont have to watch all those close ups of people eating.

That annoys me too! They use phones that I've used before but the layouts are wrong, you know?

I also hate it when they superimpose a picture or video on to a laptop or computer screen to make it look like they're really using the computer.

Have you been into Freedom and seen the strange fake tv's they have on the showroom floor. Makes me laugh.

Also when you watch a movie and they get emails come up like magic on a computer that was turned off, and they just pop up open on the screen

I hate the fact that the one thing I want is either off the menu, not being served today, not available yet, not available in this country, currently suffering availability issues or whatever other sorry excuse they have.

I'm guessing that this probably isn't an irrational hatred, probably more of a very rational one, but I'm going to add it anyway.

Just to make it irrational, I will also add apostrophe abuse and people who pronounce the 'r' at the end of 'foyer'


S

I hate the lifestyle village adverts, with incontinent urine dripping women doing fitness in one clip, hugging their men in another thus trying to prove that a dry menopausal quim does not stop you living your life.

Life begins at 45?? I think thats how it goes.