how do you kill a cane toad??
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:12 pm
#46
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From: Dizzy Brissy
Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Whacking them with a cricket bat does the job nicely and is quite satisfying....... 
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:23 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by diddy
Isn't there a way of smoking 'em or getting some sort of narcotic effect from them?
Paul.
Paul.
Youre ment to lick em i fink.
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:25 pm
#48
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by gedge
Duuude, how you gonna get a Rizla to fit round?
Youre ment to lick em i fink.
Youre ment to lick em i fink.
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:27 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
My weapon of choice is a 5 iron you get good distance and a little elevation to clear the fence.
Doing wonders for my golf game.
Doing wonders for my golf game.
Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz
The wife reckons she can cope with everything except the removal of the cane toads...I have visions of coming home to a box full of the things so am after any suggestions for how people are disposing of the said creatures.
Graz
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Feb 8th 2006 | 12:32 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
This is what a young adult cane toad looks like:
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:35 pm
#51
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From: Dreamland AKA Brisbane which is a different country to the UK
Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by diddy
Pick 'em up and throw them as hard as you can onto the floor.
They are almost indestructable - running over them or some form of bat/club is the only physical way to kill them.
I've heard Dettol works well, but havent got a chance to try it yet, Dagboy's always too quick to practice his golf!
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:37 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Alot of people stick them in the freezer and then put them out with the bins. Apparently this is humane.
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:43 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by diddy
Alot of people stick them in the freezer
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:45 pm
#54
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by gedge
with a wooden stick up their bums, then take them out to lick on a hot day.
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:51 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by diddy
Alot of people stick them in the freezer and then put them out with the bins. Apparently this is humane.
Feb 8th 2006 | 12:52 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by diddy
Now you're onto something.....Frozen Toads - cools you down, gets you high.
They've got something even better, have you seen a Cosmic Smash or a Grape Bender? The Paddle Pops Rainbow is a psychedelic as it gets!
Feb 8th 2006 | 1:09 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Just found this funny website all about cane toads, and downloaded a short computer animated film (4 mins ish)
I have never laughed so much in my life! It had me and hubby in stitches!
http://www.cane-toad.com/movie.php
....some of the methods they showed seemed so familiar. I can't think why?
I have never laughed so much in my life! It had me and hubby in stitches!
http://www.cane-toad.com/movie.php
....some of the methods they showed seemed so familiar. I can't think why?
Feb 8th 2006 | 1:49 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
We had a huge one living in our garden.
Personally I don't like killing anything unless necessary but with small kids and a puppy that all wanted to play with it along with a terrified wife (not scared of spiders though!) I had to get rid of it.
Besides, it kept triggering all my light sensors on so my garden was like a disco..
It really was big!
First weapon to hand was tennis racquet.
As I cornered it, wife and kids behind me, it jumped towards me and I took a swing. It must have gone 20 ft at least straight up as we cowered not knowing where it would land! Landed on the decking with a thud, bounced off into the drive way, a further 10 ft drop.
It just hopped away!
Next day, it was back in it's hole in the garden.
It came out at night and the tennis bat was missing. Next available weapon was the swimming pool net. It was clobbered a zillion times resulting in now broken swimming pool net!
It jumped out through the fence into the drive again.
Covered it in salt. Didn't seem to mind at first but just stood still.
Finally, ran over with car.
It's dead now!
Hoping for golf clubs or cricket bat as pressie!
Andrew
Personally I don't like killing anything unless necessary but with small kids and a puppy that all wanted to play with it along with a terrified wife (not scared of spiders though!) I had to get rid of it.
Besides, it kept triggering all my light sensors on so my garden was like a disco..
It really was big!
First weapon to hand was tennis racquet.
As I cornered it, wife and kids behind me, it jumped towards me and I took a swing. It must have gone 20 ft at least straight up as we cowered not knowing where it would land! Landed on the decking with a thud, bounced off into the drive way, a further 10 ft drop.
It just hopped away!
Next day, it was back in it's hole in the garden.
It came out at night and the tennis bat was missing. Next available weapon was the swimming pool net. It was clobbered a zillion times resulting in now broken swimming pool net!
It jumped out through the fence into the drive again.
Covered it in salt. Didn't seem to mind at first but just stood still.
Finally, ran over with car.
It's dead now!
Hoping for golf clubs or cricket bat as pressie!
Andrew
Feb 8th 2006 | 2:09 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by gedge
with a wooden stick up their bums, then take them out to lick on a hot day.
Oh excuse me Mr Toad but do u mind bending over till I stick this wooden stick up your arse lol
Feb 8th 2006 | 2:23 pm
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Re: how do you kill a cane toad??
Originally Posted by biggy
Oh excuse me Mr Toad but do u mind bending over till I stick this wooden stick up your arse lol
