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Old Jun 15th 2009, 2:33 pm
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Originally Posted by kar-kier
. . . before anyone misses you!

Think he must be talking about deep, meaningful sex, with comments like - how's that for you, my dear!
More along the lines of "stick it up my...."
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Old Jun 15th 2009, 2:33 pm
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Originally Posted by Brisben
well according to the survey the british female isn't doing a very good job !
Yeah but we're Scottish, so a different ball game altogether
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Old Jun 15th 2009, 2:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Deancm
More along the lines of "stick it up my...."
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Originally Posted by Deancm
Well at least you enjoyed yourself. Who cares about... What's her name again? Oh well, on to the next...
You ask them their name,you are a gentleman indeed
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Originally Posted by Brisben
well according to the survey the british female isn't doing a very good job !
But see, i'm not British, I'm Scottish! Our men aren't fat, they are just noisy!!
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Originally Posted by kar-kier
But see, i'm not British, I'm Scottish! Our men aren't fat, they are just noisy!!
Englishmen are apparently only "too chubby", hardly an indictment on our technique.

If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
Yeah but we're Scottish, so a different ball game altogether
I would suggest that your closer to the uk than the other 9 places....
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Englishmen are apparently only "too chubby", hardly an indictment on our technique.

If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?

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Are you asking for advice
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Old Jun 15th 2009, 2:40 pm
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Originally Posted by kar-kier
But see, i'm not British, I'm Scottish! Our men aren't fat, they are just noisy!!
don't forget to mention the aberdeen angus
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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
Englishmen are apparently only "too chubby", hardly an indictment on our technique.

If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?

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Don't like fat

The box of Milk Tray on the bed is a starter, and don't forget the money
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Originally Posted by Brisben
Are you asking for advice
No! I'll stick to asking for a receipt instead of a score out of 10.
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Originally Posted by Brisben
I would suggest that your closer to the uk than the other 9 places....
Yeah pity about Italy aint it
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Originally Posted by Brisben
Are you asking for advice
I think he is,perhaps we should call him orifice dribble from now on
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
Don't like fat

The box of Milk Tray on the bed is a starter, and don't forget the money
I presume you regularly take money for favours ?
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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
Englishmen are apparently only "too chubby", hardly an indictment on our technique.

If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?

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Short and thick, does the trick - long and thin, goes too far in . . . nuff said!!
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