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If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?
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Englishmen are apparently only "too chubby", hardly an indictment on our technique. ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?
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If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?
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#85
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Englishmen are apparently only "too chubby", hardly an indictment on our technique. ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?
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If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?
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The box of Milk Tray on the bed is a starter, and don't forget the money
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Englishmen are apparently only "too chubby", hardly an indictment on our technique. ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?
Who wrote this article?![Frown](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif)
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If I said that a woman was bad in the sack because she was too chubby, Id expect a right hook. What is to be good in bed anyway.....do you have to have a big schlong, wear a cape or leave a box of Milk Tray on her pillow?
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