Deancm

Actually you don't even need the ice-cream and chips.

kar-kier

I was gonna say the opposite - the promise of chips and ice-cream had me!

scottishcelts

scottishcelts

I've been a good girl in general.

kar-kier

Could you imagine . . .
"er, sorry, can I just stop you there? This sex is pish!!"
Not only would it be pish, it would also be over - i can just see a guy managing to 'perform' after being told that¬

Deancm

However the guy does need the drinks to don the beer goggles and make it bearable!

Bernieboy

Aye but it's cheaper than getting them a taxi

kar-kier

The cheek of it!!!!

scottishcelts

Even better if it's Buckfast and a kebab on offer

Bernieboy

And a bad girl everwhere else

Deancm

I rest my case. Women don't know how to communicate what they like during sex and expect men to be mind readers. WTF!!!

Bernieboy

Are you from Ayr

scottishcelts

That's why you are better off going for the well knows male tarts that know how to .......i'll stop there

scottishcelts

No way - i'd be a gonner wi ma Celtic t.shirt on doon there

kar-kier

For those of you singles out there . . . will you now be scoring out of 10 (based on nationality) next time you get jiggy-wit-it?