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Old Jun 15th 2009, 12:16 pm
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10,000 women have been quizzed on wayn.com - the biggest study so far on male lovers. The men from 50 countries were nominated and here's the result

The world's worst male lovers:

1. The Germans - Too selfish in bed
2. The Swedes - Too quick
3. The Dutch - Too rough
4. The Americans - Too dominant
5. The Welshmen - Too emotional
6. The Scotsmen - Too 'loud'
7. The Turks - Too sweaty
8. The Greeks - Too Smelly
9. The Russians - Too hairy
10. The Englishmen - Too Chubby

The Best male lovers
1. The Italian men
2. The Frenchmen
3. The Irishmen
4. The South African men
5. The Australian men
6. The Spanish men
7. The Danish men :-)
8. The Kiwis
9. The boys from Brazil
10. The Canucks

Anyone care to vouch for the surveys accuracy? And who the hell are the Canucks?
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Old Jun 15th 2009, 12:22 pm
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Originally Posted by Peepster
10,000 women have been quizzed on wayn.com - the biggest study so far on male lovers. The men from 50 countries were nominated and here's the result

The world's worst male lovers:

1. The Germans - Too selfish in bed
2. The Swedes - Too quick
3. The Dutch - Too rough
4. The Americans - Too dominant
5. The Welshmen - Too emotional
6. The Scotsmen - Too 'loud'
7. The Turks - Too sweaty
8. The Greeks - Too Smelly
9. The Russians - Too hairy
10. The Englishmen - Too Chubby

The Best male lovers
1. The Italian men
2. The Frenchmen
3. The Irishmen
4. The South African men
5. The Australian men
6. The Spanish men
7. The Danish men :-)
8. The Kiwis
9. The boys from Brazil
10. The Canucks

Anyone care to vouch for the surveys accuracy? And who the hell are the Canucks?
Canucks are Canadians.

Watch all the Brit men come out now claiming to be part Italian, Saffa, Danish Canucks now.

Italians???
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Old Jun 15th 2009, 12:26 pm
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Surely for the survey to be accurate the 10,000 women who took the survey would have to have gone out and had sex with every nationality to be able to make a fair comparison between all the nationalities? And who made the nominations in the first place to narrow it down to those 20?
I think they would all be way too f***ed to bother with an accurate assessment after that.
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Surely for the survey to be accurate the 10,000 women who took the survey would have to have gone out and had sex with every nationality to be able to make a fair comparison between all the nationalities? And who made the nominations in the first place to narrow it down to those 20?
I think they would all be way too f***ed to bother with an accurate assessment after that.


Having only sampled a small part of the survey, I have to say that Irish men are streets ahead of either Aussie or English - it was a few years ago, but that bit of my memory is pretty good!!!
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Originally Posted by Pollyana


Having only sampled a small part of the survey, I have to say that Irish men are streets ahead of either Aussie or English - it was a few years ago, but that bit of my memory is pretty good!!!
How many Irish men were there? And how many Aussie and English men?
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How many Irish men were there? And how many Aussie and English men?
What you want all the gory details??? One Irishman, several Brits, a few Aussies. Thats the best you'll get out of me....and no they weren't all at the same time
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Old Jun 15th 2009, 1:06 pm
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Originally Posted by Peepster
10,000 women have been quizzed on wayn.com - the biggest study so far on male lovers. The men from 50 countries were nominated and here's the result

The world's worst male lovers:

1. The Germans - Too selfish in bed
2. The Swedes - Too quick
3. The Dutch - Too rough
4. The Americans - Too dominant
5. The Welshmen - Too emotional
6. The Scotsmen - Too 'loud'
7. The Turks - Too sweaty
8. The Greeks - Too Smelly
9. The Russians - Too hairy
10. The Englishmen - Too Chubby

The Best male lovers
1. The Italian men
2. The Frenchmen
3. The Irishmen
4. The South African men
5. The Australian men
6. The Spanish men
7. The Danish men :-)
8. The Kiwis
9. The boys from Brazil
10. The Canucks

Anyone care to vouch for the surveys accuracy? And who the hell are the Canucks?
I've never had any problems with Scottish men But, Italian's -

Apart from that, no comment
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
What you want all the gory details??? One Irishman, several Brits, a few Aussies. Thats the best you'll get out of me....and no they weren't all at the same time
So one Irishman was better than several Brits and a few Aussies.

Methinks you should have shagged a few more Irishmen

Irish women: some are good in the sack, some are bad.

British women: some are good in the sack, some are bad.

Aussie women: Are crap in the sack. They lie back thinking how good they are that they don't have to do anything.
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As im Irish with an Italian father and a French mother,i have never had any complaints
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
As im Irish with an Italian father and a French mother,i have never had any complaints


Yeah and Im a proud Aussie!!
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Originally Posted by Deancm
So one Irishman was better than several Brits and a few Aussies.



Aussie women: Are crap in the sack. They lie back thinking how good they are that they don't have to do anything.
Let the fireworks begin
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
As im Irish with an Italian father and a French mother,i have never had any complaints
Then you woke up.
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Then you woke up.
Well if you can still do the business while asleep
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
Well if you can still do the business while asleep
Isn't there a name for that? Oh yes, I think it's called a wet dream!
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Originally Posted by Deancm
So one Irishman was better than several Brits and a few Aussies.

Methinks you should have shagged a few more Irishmen

Irish women: some are good in the sack, some are bad.

British women: some are good in the sack, some are bad.

Aussie women: Are crap in the sack. They lie back thinking how good they are that they don't have to do anything.
Interesting, wonder if aussie blokes are the same then?
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