Headline news tomorrow: French woman arrested for strangling MIL with teabag string
Feb 15th 2012, 10:00 am
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Re: Headline news tomorrow: French woman arrested for strangling MIL with teabag stri
Sorry I havent been here to support you elice during your darkest hours.... I've been celebrating the dearly departed MILs going...
At last there is light at the end of the tunnel for you... I remember it well... Tho for me being stuck in a cabin on rottnest in 40 degrees of heat without even a desk fan with a stinky old lady may have scarred me for life....
My children are currently in therapy... HE has post traumatic shock... I am just living from day to day.... Waiting for the memory to fade...
Tried sending her out with white pointers, they werent taking the bait... Sent her in a tiny plane high up in the sky round rotto and to perf n back on a "joyride" in an attemot to induce heart failure... Tried to kill her off with the heat... (now that one REALLY backfired)... Even cooked every meal myself in the hope that true to form I would give everyone food poisoning... None of it worked....
Am already heavily medicated because of her promise to return in 2013 for christmas
At last there is light at the end of the tunnel for you... I remember it well... Tho for me being stuck in a cabin on rottnest in 40 degrees of heat without even a desk fan with a stinky old lady may have scarred me for life....
My children are currently in therapy... HE has post traumatic shock... I am just living from day to day.... Waiting for the memory to fade...
Tried sending her out with white pointers, they werent taking the bait... Sent her in a tiny plane high up in the sky round rotto and to perf n back on a "joyride" in an attemot to induce heart failure... Tried to kill her off with the heat... (now that one REALLY backfired)... Even cooked every meal myself in the hope that true to form I would give everyone food poisoning... None of it worked....
Am already heavily medicated because of her promise to return in 2013 for christmas
OH took her to the airport tonight. Then I found her cabin bag in the bedroom. So OH came back for the bag, then returned to airport (thankfully only 30 minutes away) and could not find her! Panic ensued, mad rush around airport to finally find her about to go through security 2 HOURS before flight. She though she might miss it
I know security is a drag, but Melbourne ain't LAX or LHR... It don't take 2 hours to get to the gate... Anyway, just got a call from OH, she is gone 
OH is a bit sad but is having a beer to make himself feel better 
He'll recover... I am happy! 
Feb 15th 2012, 8:44 pm
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Re: Headline news tomorrow: French woman arrested for strangling MIL with teabag stri
Enjoy the freedom Elice!
Feb 16th 2012, 5:49 am
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Re: Headline news tomorrow: French woman arrested for strangling MIL with teabag stri
Feb 16th 2012, 6:03 am
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Feb 17th 2012, 7:34 pm
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Enjoy cleaning up after her though!!
Feb 20th 2012, 2:15 am
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Re: Headline news tomorrow: French woman arrested for strangling MIL with teabag stri
In some country's if you dont iron your undies after having them on the line little tings do lay eggs in them and you get something called a putusi on your ass.
Its like a super zit for those who have not eaten here is the detail.
http://goafrica.about.com/od/healtha...t/putzifly.htm
After the first few weeks in africa my ass looked like a firing range...
Let her iron everything.
Its like a super zit for those who have not eaten here is the detail.
http://goafrica.about.com/od/healtha...t/putzifly.htm
After the first few weeks in africa my ass looked like a firing range...
Let her iron everything.
