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Old Jan 9th 2012, 5:01 am
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Update on the MIL

She apparently has wind stuck in her back (her words not mine) and so she has taken to belching like nothing I've ever heard before...

Only 36 days to go
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Originally Posted by elice_in_oz
Update on the MIL

She apparently has wind stuck in her back (her words not mine) and so she has taken to belching like nothing I've ever heard before...

Only 36 days to go
Mine has gone to Tasmania.
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Mine has gone to Tasmania.
Enjoy!
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Originally Posted by eddie007
Elice... You KNOW englishmen find a female french accent unbelievably sexy dont you

Wish I was a french bird
My wife goes goo goo if she hears a Frenchman speaking English with that galloise accent.

I put the voice on for special occasions.
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My wife goes goo goo if she hears a Frenchman speaking English with that galloise accent.

I put the voice on for special occasions.


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Originally Posted by slapphead_otool
My wife goes goo goo if she hears a Frenchman speaking English with that galloise accent.

I put the voice on for special occasions.
You have a rheume wiv ah Bum????
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Oh my! *almost speechless* My 86 year old MIL is coming to live with us.....it's the right thing to do you see

My sincerest good Wishes to all those living with a member of the older generation

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Oh my! *almost speechless* My 86 year old MIL is coming to live with us.....it's the right thing to do you see

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My Grey Nomads are coming to live with us... We can't wait... The dad has been looking for some one he can hold the ladder for ever since my Grandad died and now he'll have HIM to play with....

When we were kids my Grandparents lived in a wing of my parents house, Dad and Poppa spent so much time fixing things and pottering around... Dad was always the side kick... When Poppa died my father was so lost.... HIM and it get on just like they did...

Afterall HE is the son they never had.... Their blue eyed boy...

Its me that will suffer
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Oh my! *almost speechless* My 86 year old MIL is coming to live with us.....it's the right thing to do you see

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My MIL is 68 going on 88. At least yours IS 86 so she has excuses for not being active or with it...that's if she isn't active or with it. I know 86-year-olds who are more active and with it than my MIL
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My mother's obviously spent time having an in depth look at my friends on FB from something she said the other day...

Obviously this is an important thing to do on your holiday... amidst the praying, emails and bird feeding.
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Originally Posted by eddie007
You have a rheume wiv ah Bum????
Exactly.

As for me, it's Russian girls speaking English that does it.
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My mother's obviously spent time having an in depth look at my friends on FB from something she said the other day...

Obviously this is an important thing to do on your holiday... amidst the praying, emails and bird feeding.
Any requests for dodgy profile pics, Tiddly?
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Any requests for dodgy profile pics, Tiddly?
Now there's an idea. I put her on 'restricted' now so she's blown it. She used to do exactly the same when I was a kid, going through my diary etc.
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One more month to go. Over the half-way mark

I have come to the conclusion that not only does she not systematically flush the loo, but she also does not use toilet paper after a yellow and drips on the toilet seat and she does that in the main bathroom that we all use!

Apparently she's of the 'if it's yellow, let it mellow' school but NO PAPER! WTF??? I will douse the ensuite loo with bleach after she leaves, that's for sure!
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Why wait until then?
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