I've started The Koran, I hope it gets better.

I heard there were virgins involved but I've yet to get to a racy bit.

One needs to read it in Arabic(being a very poet sort of language) to get the true meaning it is said. Other languages loose something in the translation.
Perhaps by the end all will be revealed?

Maybe I need the talking book, would be handy for airplane journeys.

I guess an illustrated version is out of the question?

Or maybe best just stick to Viz.

Probably a better bet for airline trips

Just finished the Phil daniels autobiography,great read when you have his cheeky london accent in yer head

Bet it was, love him.

It's yours in sept,just need a mmm mule to carry it over to you,know anybody

I owe ya.

Just need to find someone to fetch it for you now....

Ding dong,oh there you are

Yep I'm here, not sure where you're gonna find a mule around here though

Prob easier to find an ass