You are a pom....Not so sure about the rest of the Bullshit though

Or are you going to reinvent yourself?...again

You just don't get it do you

You are more English than I am

Get you. Yeah I get you, sad old, homesick, grandad

But I'm already home.....so are you

I have 2 homes. You only have one. Now figure the benefits of that one out old boy

You can have anything you want on the internet

you can have it in real life too if you are prepared to branch outside the box a little

Well I have three citizenships....so I have already been outside the box

Go on....tell me you have 4 or will it be 5 or more

Why do you need 3? You get homesick too easily.

But i don't have to pretend to be something I'm not

Oh back that to that old chestnut. Yes I have a British and Australian citizenship. I live in Australia right now. I visit the UK regularly. But I ping pong a lot so we have and we could flip it around. I support Australia in sport. Not England so unlucky old boy.

I know its rattling your brain but don't let it beat you up. Its just the way it is.

So the poms have disowned you, and the Aussies don't want you - haha billy no mates

In actual fact, I'm bored waiting for some nerd to fix my computer so I can do some real work, so have some of this too

All done, the bloke's a hero, fixed it, updated it, and never reported my stash of porn, kewl. Have a good day

You can look it that way if it helps you. I'm eager to please the English with chips on their shoulders, so if its helped that chip, all good.