Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN

that'll be good, going for a stereotypical barbie on the beach for chrimbo lunch

Originally Posted by GingerDom

awwww I wanna go.........altho going over to WA to see my sister for Chrimbo

Originally Posted by GingerDom

I am sure they will be fine. They'l lprobably have moved into your house by the time you get back

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Bigger than me aunt mavis's melons,must be the shite i grow them in,tis proper shite tis that

Originally Posted by Pollyana

I wouldn't be surprised, they keep peering through the door in an interested manner, must have worked out where the food comes from




I just spotted your new location!!! Bit less peaceful there than life in Tibet was, I bet?

Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN

that'll be good, going for a stereotypical barbie on the beach for chrimbo lunch

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Bigger than me aunt mavis's melons,must be the shite i grow them in,tis proper shite tis that

Originally Posted by Pollyana

You've taken up gardening?



Yeah 9n hours now you're on BST. The office is still sh*te - the boss has cancelled the sports channels, the lights now turn themselves off during the day as well if no-one is walking around, which is proving hilarious in meetings and the air con is in overdrive.
I took a thermometer in yesterday. No air con overnight so at 0600 it was 25 degrees. By 1530 it was down to 19 degrees not so bad if you're moving around but ours is a job where you actually be sat at the desk for a full 12 hours.

Got jobs going at present but they won't sponsor, you'd need a visa first

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Time to show them amateurs how it's done,fkg racing up and down the road in 4x4's,firing a few shots then driving back for a cuppa char,they must be using the bloody royal navy handbook on warfare

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Show 'em how the professionals do it then, sort the rabble out, back home in time for last orders

Originally Posted by GingerDom

That's the plan....

Originally Posted by GingerDom

Do you provide the "manure" yourself?

Originally Posted by GingerDom

Wow........so the lights are motion sensed? Brilliant!!!!

Awwww I can't get one of those as I don't qualify............I think

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

A fine cabernet and cheeseboard

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Mmmmm anyone smell jealousy

Originally Posted by Pollyana

I wouldn't be surprised, they keep peering through the door in an interested manner, must have worked out where the food comes from




I just spotted your new location!!! Bit less peaceful there than life in Tibet was, I bet?

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Bet he can get a good supply from his flatmate



Yeah, all motion sensors, which is OK at times with the main lights, and quite funny when there's a high level meeting plunged into darkness, but we have spotlights on the desks, so that we can see to work when the main lights are out.....and someone put sensors on them too My typing is bad enough in daylight, its atrocious in the dark To turn the desk lights back on you have to walk right across the office - thats about 10 desks length


http://www.immi.gov.au/visawizard/

Originally Posted by GingerDom

Does anyone make any funny noises when the lights go out?

Originally Posted by Pollyana

We actually had one girl scream yesterday There's usually enough people wandering around aimlessly to keep the main lights on all day, but yesterday for some reason it was quiet, plus it was dark outside cos it was tipping down, so when the lights cut out as well I heard one of the temps scream and go "ÖMG is it an earthquake" I think her career in disaster management could be a short one

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Sounds like my marriage

Originally Posted by Pollyana

We actually had one girl scream yesterday There's usually enough people wandering around aimlessly to keep the main lights on all day, but yesterday for some reason it was quiet, plus it was dark outside cos it was tipping down, so when the lights cut out as well I heard one of the temps scream and go "ÖMG is it an earthquake" I think her career in disaster management could be a short one

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Did your ex think the earth was moving whenever the lights went out then?