BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Jun 24th 2005, 1:33 am
#181
Is it the weekend yet?
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by anya4oz
Andrew - you're not taking the p*ss by any chance, are you.....?
Anya.
Anya.
Jun 24th 2005, 1:51 am
#182
The Godfather
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Location: South East Suburbs of Melbourne
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
I'll give you proper advice. Don't put your foot anywhere near my pussy - not with those footie boots on 
Jun 24th 2005, 2:02 am
#183
forever hopeful
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Simple steps for those ladies (sorry un pc - men too 
) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:
Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
PMSL
Jun 24th 2005, 2:40 am
#184
happy to be here!
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Location: Ellenbrook, WA
Posts: 2,732
Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Got to say guys I was feeling a bit low today, missing my mum etc and this thread cheered me up no end! I nearly PMSL not sure what hole though, but don't care. 
Tracey
Tracey
Jun 24th 2005, 2:43 am
#185
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Location: Frankston South, Victoria
Posts: 2,867
Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Simple steps for those ladies (sorry un pc - men too ) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:
Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
D D
Jun 24th 2005, 2:45 am
#186
forever hopeful
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Well, that's got it sorted then!!!
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Jun 24th 2005, 2:48 am
#187
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 6,360
Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by gdcollectables
Nice young lady returns to her friends in the bar after visiting the toilet;
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!
Jun 24th 2005, 2:50 am
#188
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by bridiej
PMSL!
Jun 24th 2005, 2:54 am
#189
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by louise4
Hey Bridie, how did the meds go.
Fine, no probs at all, even with the blood test
Jun 24th 2005, 3:06 am
#190
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by bridiej
Hi Louise
Fine, no probs at all, even with the blood test
Fine, no probs at all, even with the blood test
Jun 24th 2005, 3:06 am
#191
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Posts: 2,873
Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by Bordy
No way, I'd lose my foot. :scared:
Jun 24th 2005, 4:51 am
#192
Mount Eliza
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
This has had me crying with laughter and pain cos my sides now hurt so much!! Fantastic!
Who needs comedy on TV, when there's BE
Jo
Who needs comedy on TV, when there's BE
Jo
Jun 24th 2005, 6:14 am
#193
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
I'll have you know my pelvic floor muscles are in excellent order
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Jun 24th 2005, 6:16 am
#194
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Well, that's a relief then!!
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Jun 24th 2005, 7:06 am
#195
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
oh aye. I might be knocking on a bit but I can squeeze as good as the next python
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