ROBnCAZ

Andrew,

Thankyou so much for the first 'educated' response, to my post yet!!

To the rest of you....and you know who you are.... :

Firstly, I do not feeling embarrased, humiliated, degraded, shameful or stupid! In fact, I find it hilarious that this post should call for nearly 200 posts in 24 hours!!!!!!!!

Really makes me wonder what kind of life you people have......ever heard of the great outdoors???

I actually found some of the responses quite funny myself........I do however, reserve my comments, unless I have something meaningful and/or educated to say!

moneypenny20

Ahh but you've only posted 80 times you haven't become addicted yet. Give it time, you'll soon be posting rubbish along with everyone else

ROBnCAZ

Oh, I seriously doubt it!!

It amazes me when I see people that have thousands of posts to there names....now I know why and how they manage it!!

moneypenny20

Funny, that's what I thought when I found this place. Something along the lines of "God how sad are they" :scared: And here I am, visa in passport, loads of mates, giving advice (whether useful or not ) and having a laugh. Oh and not getting the ironing done

Anne4Terry

Making friends and gaining advice. Very important

louise4

couldn't come round and do mine please. can't stand for too long my pelvic floor gives way:scared:

DollyDaydream

God woman, any excuse to get out of doing the ironing....actually moneypen, any chance you could do my ironing as well Ma pelvic floor aint what it used to be either

D D

Anne4Terry

that's the best time to do pelvic floor exercises. squeeze away the whole time your are ironing - leaves your husband creaseless!!

louise4

or speechless at the faces i would be pulling whilst concentrating on holding it all in

joho

I'm sorry but I have major problem with step 7. I havent been able to pause since having my 3rd child. I must do my pelvic floor more often. Trouble is you only think of it when your talking about it

Admitt it how many of you immediatley begin to clench when discussing pelvic floor exercises, I am doing it myself at this very moment.

Cheers Jo

moneypenny20

One of those catch 22's. Start doing pelvic floors and immediately feel the need to pee.

Sorry guys, not doing no one's ironing never. Stupid invention. Keep mine down to a minimum: if it can't be seen by more than three people doesn't get done - therefore no bedding, underwear, etc etc etc.

Paylia

Sorry to tell you but I have a problem with your step 10 - should be the other way round - remove pot with sample in it then finish urinating. Definition of MSU - mid stream - neither beginning nor end of same

Just had to but in - watched this thread develop from beginning - and enjoyed it immensely - but when Andrew and then you started to get serious - well I had to didnt I?

To the rest of the posters please don't stop I have just retired from a lifetime of dealing with the female anatomy and yet I have learned more about the female psyche re their pelvis in the last 24 hours than in 35 years work. My wife (yes I am only blessed with two pelvic vents) wonders why I keep dissolving into poorly concealed fits of laughter - but at least my pelvic floor doesn't let me down - yet

Keep this thread going - best entertainment for a long time.

moneypenny20

Sorry. Was starting to lose the will to live and my pelvic floors were giving up the ghost

Paylia

Me too sorry - was becoming illegitimis and beginning to carborundum you down

Hels Bells

I KNOW this is an old thread......but I must have been out in the sun the day this was done and didnt even know of its existance until the last day or so...

So....having read it....I thought it a worthy thread to share with all those that have joined BE since the last post date that might not have read it...

This is bloody funny!!!!





Although it probably should be on the Barbie now, it didnt exist back then....