BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Jun 24th 2005, 10:42 am
#166
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by louise4
now now or we will be told off again. behave and only give facts that you know about
Jun 24th 2005, 10:42 am
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
just couldnt resist the "beware: girlie thread" huh??? time to come out of the closet id say mate
Jun 24th 2005, 10:44 am
#168
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!! 
The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
I have had serious posts hi-jacked for laughs like this myself (normally involving Bridie quoting 1970's comedy
) In the end I decided that if you can't beat them, join them
Jun 24th 2005, 10:44 am
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Just when i was afraid the thread was becoming a bit dull!!
3 cheers for Andrew63
Hip hip ....
3 cheers for Andrew63
Hip hip ....
Jun 24th 2005, 10:46 am
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by Rooksie
Hip hip ....
Jun 24th 2005, 11:24 am
#171
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
Jun 24th 2005, 11:53 am
#172
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by possoms
Our responses are not serious they are meant to be fanny....oops I mean funny
Jun 24th 2005, 12:05 pm
#173
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Excellent post, I haven't stopped laughin
Jun 24th 2005, 12:05 pm
#174
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Stop pussy footing around & give proper advice.
Jun 24th 2005, 12:09 pm
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by Bordy
Stop pussy footing around & give proper advice.
Jun 24th 2005, 12:15 pm
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
I'm going to ring my dad who was the senior scientist of the Bioanalytical lab at B.N.F.L he'll be able to give some advice.
Jun 24th 2005, 12:22 pm
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by andrew63
...as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples ....
Andrew
Andrew
Anya.
Jun 24th 2005, 12:23 pm
#178
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by Xgeminix
Right let's settle this... It's doing my 'bleeding' head in!!!
I'm going to ring my dad who was the senior scientist of the Bioanalytical lab at B.N.F.L he'll be able to give some advice.
I'm going to ring my dad who was the senior scientist of the Bioanalytical lab at B.N.F.L he'll be able to give some advice.
Surely only of use if one's bodily fluids glow in the dark?
Anya.
Jun 24th 2005, 12:51 pm
#179
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Originally Posted by anya4oz
BNFL....? :scared:
Surely only of use if one's bodily fluids glow in the dark?
Anya.
Surely only of use if one's bodily fluids glow in the dark?
Anya.
Jun 24th 2005, 1:01 pm
#180
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Re: BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
Simple steps for those ladies (sorry un pc - men too ) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:
Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.