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Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!!
The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!!
The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
That's why they say that heat causes SUMMER MADNESS
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Didnt want to offend Caz. Had the silly head on yesterday.
Back to the point though (gross bit) the tampon should plug and soak, so shouldnt contaminate the wee unless its a bit full. Change, and a good wipe before giving the sample should solve the problem.
Again, didnt mean to take the piss (oops)
Claire
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Back to the point though (gross bit) the tampon should plug and soak, so shouldnt contaminate the wee unless its a bit full. Change, and a good wipe before giving the sample should solve the problem.
Again, didnt mean to take the piss (oops)
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That's why they say that heat causes SUMMER MADNESS
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Does that mean everyone in Australia is MAD???
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Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!!
The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!)
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I know the above post is tinged with a bit of irony and tongue in cheek but hats off to you for taking this so well. You have a right to be annoyed, if you so wish, as no-one likes to be the continual butt of peoples jokes. We were all just in a very mischievous mood!!!
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Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Hi Caz,
I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!)
We did have fun, as you can tell!
I know the above post is tinged with a bit of irony and tongue in cheek but hats off to you for taking this so well. You have a right to be annoyed, if you so wish, as no-one likes to be the continual butt of peoples jokes. We were all just in a very mischievous mood!!!
Good on ya!
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I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!)
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I know the above post is tinged with a bit of irony and tongue in cheek but hats off to you for taking this so well. You have a right to be annoyed, if you so wish, as no-one likes to be the continual butt of peoples jokes. We were all just in a very mischievous mood!!!
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Good on ya!
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Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Hi Caz,
I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!)
We did have fun, as you can tell!
I know the above post is tinged with a bit of irony and tongue in cheek but hats off to you for taking this so well. You have a right to be annoyed, if you so wish, as no-one likes to be the continual butt of peoples jokes. We were all just in a very mischievous mood!!!
Good on ya!
D D
I must admit with this one we took the ball and ran with it!!! (opening up to innuendo again!!!)
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Good on ya!
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Caz, in no way was we trying to pick on you, after the initial posts it could have been about anyone, we just kept bouncing off of one another. glad you sound ok, would hate to have upset you.
sending k for a wondrful laugh
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Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!!
The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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good luck with the meds Karma sent
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Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
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Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
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Either that or she has a fanny the size of scarborough and her voice just echoes out![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
Andrew
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Why scarborough??? S****horpe surely?
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