BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
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Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Black eyes? ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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total eclipse mate!!
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Originally Posted by Rooksie
total eclipse mate!!
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Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Chuck them over your shoulders and tie them round your neck. Problem solved! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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if i chucked them over my shoulders id break my back!!!! :scared:
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Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Can we piss around then?
Or even arse about?
Again, Top middle or bottom!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Again, Top middle or bottom!
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There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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Originally Posted by possoms
ooh dear
There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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Poor old Caz prob. feels desperate now
At least she'll thank BE for her biology lesson - just remember in cyber space no one can hear you scream (or piss yourself laughing
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And I'm very glad all you ladies know where to stick your tampons
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At least she'll thank BE for her biology lesson - just remember in cyber space no one can hear you scream (or piss yourself laughing
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And I'm very glad all you ladies know where to stick your tampons
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Originally Posted by sme
Poor old Caz prob. feels desperate now
At least she'll thank BE for her biology lesson - just remember in cyber space no one can hear you scream (or piss yourself laughing
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And I'm very glad all you ladies know where to stick your tampons![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
At least she'll thank BE for her biology lesson - just remember in cyber space no one can hear you scream (or piss yourself laughing
![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
And I'm very glad all you ladies know where to stick your tampons
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Yup - top ain't it :scared:
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Originally Posted by sme
Maybe she should stick too pads with wings, just in case ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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OMG!! Piss myself laughing...what a fantastic thread!
At least it's been a learning experience for one.......for the rest it's been a hilariously funny one!
At least it's been a learning experience for one.......for the rest it's been a hilariously funny one!
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Nice young lady returns to her friends in the bar after visiting the toilet;
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!
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Originally Posted by gdcollectables
Nice young lady returns to her friends in the bar after visiting the toilet;
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!
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Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
That will be me banned then.
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
That will be me banned then.
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Originally Posted by bridiej
Serves her right for assuming I was a guy just because I know which hole does what! ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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