Originally Posted by Professional Princess

Oh go on, let me for five mins...


Right - the stadium is filled with screaming women, stamping their feet with impatience and anticipation.

Dollydaydream, Hels, Hevs, Gobbyjock, Anne4Terry have brought spare pairs of panties to throw at the Breeder Boyz.

Sue and Paul Admin nervously bite their nails, these boys always caused trouble, especially JAJ who normally was such an innocent looking cutie, who would believe he would look so good in a leopard G string.

Sounds of chanting from the West side, Princess, Rooksie, Jonahs Mummy, Lauralollipop and Kris Maynard start to howl like baying wolves.

Really the thought of Baby Newton in a thong was too much.

Suddenly there was a hushing sound. There appearing on the stage wearing a skin tight blue catsuit, was Bixie with an exceedingly large bone.

'British Expats is proud to announce the attendance for one night only, The Breeder Boyz' and then he dramatically bows his head.

Standing with Soapy in the front and Bordy next to him, wearing leopard and tiger print G string, they looked cleanly waxed, resembling a babys bottom with nappy rash.

Smothered in baby oil, soapy had gone overboard with the stuff and looked as though he was ready for the oven.

Behind him stood George wearing his satin leopard G String, next to him was Baby Newton wearing a zebra print one and next to him stood The A Man ( ) wearing an elephant G String complete with extra long trunk.

Bringing up the rear was JAJ looking pretty damn gorgeous wearing a cheetah thong with 'black mamba' written on the front.

Jealous of the whole affair, Fraser had only managed to buy a horse willy warmer that neighed when you pressed the end. Still very effective though.

'OMG, they are here, its the Breeder Boyz, Baby Newton I love you' Yelled Dollydaydream as she then pretended to faint for effect.

'We want JAJ, we want JAJ' Yelled Princess, going puce in the face as JAJ wriggled his bottom which was like two boiled eggs, all nice and firm like.

Strutting round like a peacock, George grinned at his fans, making sure he didnt get too close to Gobbyjock and Rooksie or they would tear his G string off with their teeth.

Then suddenly in a bang of drums and a puff of smoke (soapy farted), they start dancing to 'could it be magic' by Take That.

In a fine display of genital grabbing, pelvic thrusting moves, they wowed the crowd.

Soapy and Bordy did a fine show of summersaults and nearly lost their tackle in the process, whilst flashing a full moon.

Fraser was so excited he got all the girls to press his pony willy warmer, in the end, the neigh went out of it.

Several girls had to be taken to hospital, including Sue Admin who was quite overcome at Baby Newton and The A Mans dancing.

Only the Breeder Boyz could cause this much of a rumpus.....

Originally Posted by soapy

im shocked ive not had a mention

Originally Posted by soapy

how the hell can u do that so quick

Originally Posted by Rooksie

must be an oversight mate

Originally Posted by soapy

well someone better vote for me soon, ive just sat and taught myself the 3 times table

Originally Posted by fraser

1) Funniest post- Rooksie's migrants guide to Oz
2) Funniest poster male-Bix
2a) Funniest poster female-Rooksie
3) Most opinionated poster - me
4) Most positive poster-Carolinegorka
5) Most pessimistic poster
6) Most intellectual poster-Grayling
7)"Dark Horse"-
8) Most predicatable poster-Soapy as he always talks pish
9) Most fanciable male (flesh or fantasy?)
10) Most fanciable female (flesh or fantasy?)
11) Most informative poster- ABC Diamond
12) Most pervy poster-Bix
13) Biggest anorak- ABC Diamond
14) Biggest "Aussie"- Ozzieeagle
15) Jammiest 'land on your feet' poster - Linda Lushardi
16) Lifetime Achievement Award (Expats)-Wmoore
17) Most pedantic poster (particular credit will be given to
Oxbridge candidates with a penchant for stats)ABCDiamond
18) Nicest poster-Rooksie

Originally Posted by Rooksie

that wont do - try 7's!!

Originally Posted by soapy

well someone better vote for me soon, ive just sat and taught myself the 3 times table

Originally Posted by soapy

what !!!!!!!!!!!! u mean theres a number seven

Originally Posted by possoms

is it easy to learn

Originally Posted by suzy

1. What does BE Stand For
2. Paul2004
2a Possoms (by a whisker)
3. Luke I Am your Whatever
4. Mystic Bordy
5. Arkon
6. JAJ
7. TBA
8. Bix (you just know he's going to talk about sex)
10. Not voting
11. ABC Diamond
12. Rob (as in RobnCaz)
13. Grayling
14. Mrs Dagboy
15. Mrs Dagboy (only 'cos I've just seen a pic of Mr D)
16. TBA
17. Vash
18. PhoenixinOz

Originally Posted by soapy

no no ive been told i can learn to spell next week, now that would be a laugh

Originally Posted by moneypen20

I missed that, anyone got a link - can you tell i'm bored

Originally Posted by possoms

loon if you couldnt spell I wouldnt be able to read your pish

Originally Posted by soapy

maybe your just a pish reader lmao