Cheetah7

Seconded

Rooksie

*splutter*

i change my vote - soapy is the funniest male!!!!

Bordy

Pffft The Queen Mary couldn't damage that hole.

soapy©

good coice. i would vote for BP and someone who used to be on here a lot called DawnAdams. both set us on our way to Oz and made sure we didnt make too many pitfalls

soapy©

thanx mate im just funny lookin

Rooksie

how in gods name do you know that mate???? :scared:

soapy©

she nearly did once, but i slung her a dizzy ootside boots in glasgow

MrsDagboy

Well she said I made a good sales pitch, so I had to show her the goods!

Actually, sorry girls, he's not for sale - at any price .

(Typical about the karma too, I'll remember that ) )

Rooksie

nominations for most loved up couple ......the dagboys!! ahh bless

MrsDagboy

LOL!! Bugger, tried to give you karma but it says I have to spread it

soapy©

im shocked ive not had a mention

Bix

I'm shocked for you too.

Cheetah7

Oh go on, let me for five mins...


Right - the stadium is filled with screaming women, stamping their feet with impatience and anticipation.

Dollydaydream, Hels, Hevs, Gobbyjock, Anne4Terry have brought spare pairs of panties to throw at the Breeder Boyz.

Sue and Paul Admin nervously bite their nails, these boys always caused trouble, especially JAJ who normally was such an innocent looking cutie, who would believe he would look so good in a leopard G string.

Sounds of chanting from the West side, Princess, Rooksie, Jonahs Mummy, Lauralollipop and Kris Maynard start to howl like baying wolves.

Really the thought of Baby Newton in a thong was too much.

Suddenly there was a hushing sound. There appearing on the stage wearing a skin tight blue catsuit, was Bixie with an exceedingly large bone.

'British Expats is proud to announce the attendance for one night only, The Breeder Boyz' and then he dramatically bows his head.

Standing with Soapy in the front and Bordy next to him, wearing leopard and tiger print G string, they looked cleanly waxed, resembling a babys bottom with nappy rash.

Smothered in baby oil, soapy had gone overboard with the stuff and looked as though he was ready for the oven.

Behind him stood George wearing his satin leopard G String, next to him was Baby Newton wearing a zebra print one and next to him stood The A Man ( ) wearing an elephant G String complete with extra long trunk.

Bringing up the rear was JAJ looking pretty damn gorgeous wearing a cheetah thong with 'black mamba' written on the front.

Jealous of the whole affair, Fraser had only managed to buy a horse willy warmer that neighed when you pressed the end. Still very effective though.

'OMG, they are here, its the Breeder Boyz, Baby Newton I love you' Yelled Dollydaydream as she then pretended to faint for effect.

'We want JAJ, we want JAJ' Yelled Princess, going puce in the face as JAJ wriggled his bottom which was like two boiled eggs, all nice and firm like.

Strutting round like a peacock, George grinned at his fans, making sure he didnt get too close to Gobbyjock and Rooksie or they would tear his G string off with their teeth.

Then suddenly in a bang of drums and a puff of smoke (soapy farted), they start dancing to 'could it be magic' by Take That.

In a fine display of genital grabbing, pelvic thrusting moves, they wowed the crowd.

Soapy and Bordy did a fine show of summersaults and nearly lost their tackle in the process, whilst flashing a full moon.

Fraser was so excited he got all the girls to press his pony willy warmer, in the end, the neigh went out of it.

Several girls had to be taken to hospital, including Sue Admin who was quite overcome at Baby Newton and The A Mans dancing.

Only the Breeder Boyz could cause this much of a rumpus.....

moneypenny20

Sod it, got to spread before I can give anything to Dagboy :scared: Hope he's not too disappointed

Rooksie

oh bugger cos i havent had any for ages. no karma for quite a while either