The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Oct 22nd 2006, 2:46 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I remember working in a sexual health clinic many years ago and I was amazed about how people would happily allow someone to pork them or do the porking with no protection and then moan when they get a disease.
Oct 22nd 2006, 3:16 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
There was one guy on here, posted in the Aussie migration forum that his HIV test for his meds, had come back positive.
....that's really sad and proves the reason why any HIV testing should be accompanied by prior counselling. What a dreadful shock.
I find it interesting that UK folks are shagging too much and Arkon's alpacas are shagging too little...
....that's really sad and proves the reason why any HIV testing should be accompanied by prior counselling. What a dreadful shock.
I find it interesting that UK folks are shagging too much and Arkon's alpacas are shagging too little...
Oct 22nd 2006, 5:55 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
You could write a new NHS slogan: "Don't serve pork without a bag on your fork!"
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:03 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by busterboy
I find it interesting that UK folks are shagging too much and Arkon's alpacas are shagging too little...
They'd be at it like knives in no time...
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:16 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:23 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
He should take them to the UK and register them as single parents.
They'd be at it like knives in no time...
They'd be at it like knives in no time...
I can see the headlines already.....
Alpacas jump the council house queue
Alpacas swell the NHS waiting lists
Greedy benefit scounging Alpacas run the channel tunnel rail link nightly.
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:28 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Rug13y
What gets on my nipples about this country (esp Perth!) is the stupid time waiting at traffic lights!!
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:30 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by busterboy
I can see the headlines already.....
Alpacas jump the council house queue
Alpacas swell the NHS waiting lists
Greedy benefit scounging Alpacas run the channel tunnel rail link nightly.
Alpacas jump the council house queue
Alpacas swell the NHS waiting lists
Greedy benefit scounging Alpacas run the channel tunnel rail link nightly.
5 Alpacas mug old lady in street, it was said that at least two were carrying flick knives.
2 Alpacas were arrested, one a 3 year old from Peckham, denies causing ABH claiming it were a gang of Greyhounds who carried out the assault.
The other 3 Alpacas are now in Zoo custody.
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:30 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by possoms
did you have time to knit a jumper?
....alpacas, alpacas, alpacas
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:32 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
5 Alpacas mug old lady in street, it was said that at least two were carrying flick knives.
2 Alpacas were arrested, one a 3 year old from Peckham, denies causing ABH claiming it were a gang of Greyhounds who carried out the assault.
The other 3 Alpacas are now in Zoo custody.
2 Alpacas were arrested, one a 3 year old from Peckham, denies causing ABH claiming it were a gang of Greyhounds who carried out the assault.
The other 3 Alpacas are now in Zoo custody.
Massive benefit fraud...gang of shifty, middle eastern looking (!?!) alpacas suspected.
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:56 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by busterboy
I can see the headlines already.....
Alpacas jump the council house queue
Alpacas swell the NHS waiting lists
Greedy benefit scounging Alpacas run the channel tunnel rail link nightly.
Alpacas jump the council house queue
Alpacas swell the NHS waiting lists
Greedy benefit scounging Alpacas run the channel tunnel rail link nightly.
Not to mention...
- Alpaca family threatened by BNP thugs
- Opposition calls for immigration review as Alpacas flood our cities
- Alpaca "gangmaster" charged in Hartlepool
- Police chief demands greater resources to tackle Aplaca-related crime
- Alpaca gangs "running rampant" in Tower Hamlets
- British ex-pat denies involvement with "Alpaca-smuggling" group
And so on and so forth.
Last edited by Vash the Stampede; Oct 22nd 2006 at 7:24 am.
Oct 22nd 2006, 6:57 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Not to mention...
- Alpaca family threatened by BNP thugs
- Opposition calls for immigration review as Alpacas flood our cities
- Alpaca "gangmaster" charged in Hartlepool
- Police chief demands greater resources to tackle Aplaca-related crime
- Alpaca gangs "running rampant" in Tower Hamlets
- British ex-pat denies
And so on and so forth.
Talking of which, there is an Alpaca outside my window flashing off her ladybits.
http://britishexpats.com/photopost/d...ON_SPECIAL.wmv
Oct 22nd 2006, 7:04 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Not to mention...
- Alpaca family threatened by BNP thugs
- Opposition calls for immigration review as Alpacas flood our cities
- Alpaca "gangmaster" charged in Hartlepool
- Police chief demands greater resources to tackle Aplaca-related crime
- Alpaca gangs "running rampant" in Tower Hamlets
- British ex-pat denies
And so on and so forth.
Huge guffaw!
Oct 22nd 2006, 7:05 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Try the link below and see if it works. Look what I have posted for Arkon in photo post.
Talking of which, there is an Alpaca outside my window flashing off her ladybits.
http://britishexpats.com/photopost/d...ON_SPECIAL.wmv
Talking of which, there is an Alpaca outside my window flashing off her ladybits.
http://britishexpats.com/photopost/d...ON_SPECIAL.wmv
that is one dumbed assed looking creature...and then there is the Alpaca!
Oct 22nd 2006, 7:22 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Try the link below and see if it works. Look what I have posted for Arkon in photo post.
Talking of which, there is an Alpaca outside my window flashing off her ladybits.
http://britishexpats.com/photopost/d...ON_SPECIAL.wmv
http://britishexpats.com/photopost/d...ON_SPECIAL.wmv
Typical furriners.
