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Olibeneli Oct 20th 2006 5:32 am

The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
 
OK here are the rules:

    After this we need a thread for the official what I DO like about Oz Thread.

    I'll go first with my entry below. At the end of a month we can see how many pet hates and loves there are on each thread

    cheers

    Olibeneli Oct 20th 2006 5:34 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     
    Banks
    Barefoot shoppers in supermarkets
    Revheads in suped up Daewoos
    Lack of footpaths

    biggy Oct 20th 2006 5:40 am

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    Bank charges
    Big fook off snake in next doors yard (red belly back)
    Wolf spiders in the pool
    lack of good internet shopping

    moneypenny20 Oct 20th 2006 5:47 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     
    Nothing so far. We've been lucky ;)

    Fiona&malc Oct 20th 2006 5:51 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     

    Originally Posted by moneypen20
    Nothing so far. We've been lucky ;)


    Us too, theres nothing that bothers me that much here! There are some things we found a bit strange at first, like people going shopping barefoot, but im used to seeing it now.
    Overall, i think we've adjusted very well into our new country :)

    iPom Oct 20th 2006 6:01 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     
    My pet hates are these threads... ;)

    hawk2005 Oct 20th 2006 6:04 am

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    Ubiquitous Vests (sorry i mean singlets-fine on women but on blokes..makes them look like theyve gone out in their pyjamas!!)

    Stupid ZZTop beards

    "Are you a Holden or Ford man" - wtf... Holden = general motors = shit quality. Ford = rubbish. Australian supercars - what a joke

    "Flash" utes with twin exhausts/spoilers etc - utterly ridiculous

    The need to call all national sports teams after furry native animals or give them stupid nicknames

    Pokies

    Those big fat noisy exhaust pipes - why do you want your car to be as noisy as possible - its about as mature as pegging playing cards to your bike frame so your push bike sounds like a motorbike but as you are 6 years old its ok...but when you are in yr late teens/twenties....just SAD

    The victim culture - aussies love a good whinge - poor me & look at how hard done by I am

    The word "battler" - read "loser"

    Rove McManus & his fat blonde sidekick - is that show meant to be ironic by being deliberately unfunny - there can be no other explanation

    Midnite Oil - how bad are they with that baldie frontman who is possibly the worst singer of all time

    Steve Bracks - mr do nothing - the first thing he should do is get his adenoids fixed

    Aussie trucks - a tortoise gets off the mark quicker

    Blokes streaking their hair - aussie blokes...it makes you about as macho as Julian Clary...why do you do it??

    iPom Oct 20th 2006 6:07 am

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    I'm sensing a little angst, Hawk. I'll have to agree with you about the Pokies, but I don't go anywhere where they have them so they don't really bother me day to day.

    Geordie George Oct 20th 2006 6:10 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     

    Originally Posted by iPom
    My pet hates are these threads... ;)


    I love a good chance to eat popcorn. :cool:

    Olibeneli Oct 20th 2006 6:12 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     
    I did'n't have the time to list all mine, but you did it for me. Spot on!

    I'll add this though:

    Stupid bit of hair hanging down the back of mens heads in a reverse goatee type of way.


    Originally Posted by hawk2005
    Ubiquitous Vests (sorry i mean singlets-fine on women but on blokes..makes them look like theyve gone out in their pyjamas!!)

    Stupid ZZTop beards

    "Are you a Holden or Ford man" - wtf... Holden = general motors = shit quality. Ford = rubbish. Australian supercars - what a joke

    "Flash" utes with twin exhausts/spoilers etc - utterly ridiculous

    The need to call all national sports teams after furry native animals or give them stupid nicknames

    Pokies

    Those big fat noisy exhaust pipes - why do you want your car to be as noisy as possible - its about as mature as pegging playing cards to your bike frame so your push bike sounds like a motorbike but as you are 6 years old its ok...but when you are in yr late teens/twenties....just SAD

    The victim culture - aussies love a good whinge - poor me & look at how hard done by I am

    The word "battler" - read "loser"

    Rove McManus & his fat blonde sidekick - is that show meant to be ironic by being deliberately unfunny - there can be no other explanation

    Midnite Oil - how bad are they with that baldie frontman who is possibly the worst singer of all time

    Steve Bracks - mr do nothing - the first thing he should do is get his adenoids fixed

    Aussie trucks - a tortoise gets off the mark quicker

    Blokes streaking their hair - aussie blokes...it makes you about as macho as Julian Clary...why do you do it??


    iPom Oct 20th 2006 6:15 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     

    Originally Posted by Geordie George
    I love a good chance to eat popcorn. :cool:


    Salt and butter on mine please. ;)

    DagBoy Oct 20th 2006 6:21 am

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    All the f**king inadequate whinging poms who come here for a new life and then complain when there are aspects of said new life that are different from their old life. :D

    Geordie George Oct 20th 2006 6:22 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     

    Originally Posted by iPom
    Salt and butter on mine please. ;)


    <droool>

    I must send your Mooncup link to Mr GG ... :D (That's such an inadequate smilie in this particular context ...)

    iPom Oct 20th 2006 6:23 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     

    Originally Posted by Geordie George
    <droool>

    I must send your Mooncup link to Mr GG ... :D (That's such an inadequate smilie in this particular context ...)


    :D

    I'm actually looking at importing a batch and selling them - with the boots... :cool:

    Geordie George Oct 20th 2006 6:24 am

    Re: The OFFICIAL what I don't like about Oz thread
     

    Originally Posted by iPom
    :D

    I'm actually looking at importing a batch and selling them - with the boots... :cool:


    Sounds a plan. How are the boots going?


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