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mpgrewal Feb 20th 2011 10:52 pm

Re: I love it here !
 
Welcome aboard. We present you this well-appointed house in Box Hill which we have gifted to our allies (Chinese), well you(Australian) can also have it for a small amount of $650k provided you enslave yourself to our other allies (Big4) for 25 years. We don't care if your kids spoil themselves by lack of parental love, but you and your partner have to work fulltime to payoff, after all leafy green neighbourhood and open spaces are little dearer.

We have the cheap public services like parking fees
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...207-1ak5o.html

Well we are mineral rich nation, our people should take pride of it
http://www.theage.com.au/business/en...220-1b10e.html

We have cheerful staff like doctors who Smile and gently hand you a $350 bill on every appointment. We have first-class system with no exploitation through middlemen (recruiters, agents, solicitors, etc)

Our cities are so well planned that you will spend only 1 hour to commute 5 km from South Yarra to West Gate. We clear our creeks very frequently so that you are not at a risk of flooding. http://melton-leader.whereilive.com....oggy-saturday/
We are of artistic kind and our young graffiti artisits will leave pleasant impression at your fence and garage door. Our little goons love playing with knifes and our sweet hoons love doing 100 kmph over the nature strips.
No wonder we are chosen the most liveable nation, Enjoy!! If you have any feedback, please shut up coz we don't like whingers.

moneypenny20 Feb 20th 2011 10:54 pm

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by mpgrewal (Post 9191073)
Welcome aboard. We present you this well-appointed house in Box Hill which we have gifted to our allies (Chinese), well you(Australian) can also have it for a small amount of $650k provided you enslave yourself to our other allies (Big4) for 25 years. We don't care if your kids spoil themselves by lack of parental love, but you and your partner have to work fulltime to payoff, after all leafy green neighbourhood and open spaces are little dearer.

We have the cheap public services like parking fees
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...207-1ak5o.html

Well we are mineral rich nation, our people should take pride of it
http://www.theage.com.au/business/en...220-1b10e.html

We have cheerful staff like doctors who Smile and gently hand you a $350 bill on every appointment. We have first-class system with no exploitation through middlemen (recruiters, agents, solicitors, etc)

Our cities are so well planned that you will spend only 1 hour to commute 5 km from South Yarra to West Gate. We clear our creeks very frequently so that you are not at a risk of flooding. http://melton-leader.whereilive.com....oggy-saturday/
We are of artistic kind and our young graffiti artisits will leave pleasant impression at your fence and garage door. Our little goons love playing with knifes and our sweet hoons love doing 100 kmph over the nature strips.
No wonder we are chosen the most liveable nation, Enjoy!! If you have any feedback, please shut up coz we don't like whingers.

Glad I don't have to go to your doctor.

eddie007 Feb 20th 2011 10:55 pm

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 9191056)
True but teaching is more often than not be a tough and stressful job. In the UK the classrooms can be like battlezones. And from what youngest son has told me they aren't a lot better here either. I reckon they deserve every penny/cent that they get. :eek:

Nurses too? She adds hopefully....

iamthecreaturefromuranus Feb 20th 2011 10:55 pm

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by mpgrewal (Post 9191073)
Welcome aboard. We present you this well-appointed house in Box Hill which we have gifted to our allies (Chinese), well you(Australian) can also have it for a small amount of $650k provided you enslave yourself to our other allies (Big4) for 25 years. We don't care if your kids spoil themselves by lack of parental love, but you and your partner have to work fulltime to payoff, after all leafy green neighbourhood and open spaces are little dearer.

We have the cheap public services like parking fees
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...207-1ak5o.html

Well we are mineral rich nation, our people should take pride of it
http://www.theage.com.au/business/en...220-1b10e.html

We have cheerful staff like doctors who Smile and gently hand you a $350 bill on every appointment. We have first-class system with no exploitation through middlemen (recruiters, agents, solicitors, etc)

Our cities are so well planned that you will spend only 1 hour to commute 5 km from South Yarra to West Gate. We clear our creeks very frequently so that you are not at a risk of flooding. http://melton-leader.whereilive.com....oggy-saturday/
We are of artistic kind and our young graffiti artisits will leave pleasant impression at your fence and garage door. Our little goons love playing with knifes and our sweet hoons love doing 100 kmph over the nature strips.
No wonder we are chosen the most liveable nation, Enjoy!! If you have any feedback, please shut up coz we don't like whingers.

When you off back to India then?

mpgrewal Feb 20th 2011 11:17 pm

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 9191079)
When you off back to India then?

We also don't care of exaggerating third world media. If their people are so frustrated here they may fit in or ... off :blink:

Amazulu Feb 20th 2011 11:23 pm

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by mpgrewal (Post 9191073)
Welcome aboard. We present you this well-appointed house in Box Hill which we have gifted to our allies (Chinese), well you(Australian) can also have it for a small amount of $650k provided you enslave yourself to our other allies (Big4) for 25 years. We don't care if your kids spoil themselves by lack of parental love, but you and your partner have to work fulltime to payoff, after all leafy green neighbourhood and open spaces are little dearer.

We have the cheap public services like parking fees
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...207-1ak5o.html

Well we are mineral rich nation, our people should take pride of it
http://www.theage.com.au/business/en...220-1b10e.html

We have cheerful staff like doctors who Smile and gently hand you a $350 bill on every appointment. We have first-class system with no exploitation through middlemen (recruiters, agents, solicitors, etc)

Our cities are so well planned that you will spend only 1 hour to commute 5 km from South Yarra to West Gate. We clear our creeks very frequently so that you are not at a risk of flooding. http://melton-leader.whereilive.com....oggy-saturday/
We are of artistic kind and our young graffiti artisits will leave pleasant impression at your fence and garage door. Our little goons love playing with knifes and our sweet hoons love doing 100 kmph over the nature strips.
No wonder we are chosen the most liveable nation, Enjoy!! If you have any feedback, please shut up coz we don't like whingers.

India has none of these, or other, problems. I think you would be happier there.

aussietobe Feb 21st 2011 1:25 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by mark wool (Post 9187402)
Well not been on this site for ages, and now been here for a year. Its a beautiful country but seriously when the uk picks back up i will be first on the plane.
Its as laid back as a man on death row. Pretentious OMG. I walk round the shopping centres and it has either got the biggest per centage of 10c millionaires or debt city.
Food shopping is fantastic i laugh every week. 300 dollars for a few tim tams and chicken breast full of hormones and fruit and veg covered in Cancer causing chemicals. Let me guess yours is all great!
Houses, bought one live in one and guess, would never buy another one. Its got the feel of something me gran knocked up after her first day at woodclass. Me pool lovely cut through the crap use it comfortably 3 mnths out of 12.
Education, depending on schools can be good. OOH, you probably will pay private for what you get at a good state uk school, if you are lucky. Teachers get paid well with no national curriculum in place, of course this is so they can be more creative, or sit on their arse with no targets for th 85k they gey paid.
Economy, is good and doing well at the moment. Of course that is what the t.v will tell you. If its as crash hot as they say then next week it will be on parity with the pound. NO NO NO! Australia is making money from selling its own land and selling it to china with the only development on how to dig bigger holes.
Crime, not good in terms of any big cities with the same problems with regards to immigrants. Many disadvantaged refugees being given asylum in Australia and bringing their problems and cheap attitude towards life.
Cars, you will pay a fortune for a car which you thought you had scrapped 10 years ago, but hey i am not materialstic,
WELCOME TO OZ!

Well hope the UK picks up soon - the less gits over here the better!!

Pollyana Feb 21st 2011 4:26 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by aussietobe (Post 9191399)
Well hope the UK picks up soon - the less gits over here the better!!

Why does not being happy here make someone a git?

Mind you, I've been called Dim this week on here, may as well be a Git as well :lol:

paulry Feb 21st 2011 6:36 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by mpgrewal (Post 9191073)
Welcome aboard. We present you this well-appointed house in Box Hill which we have gifted to our allies (Chinese), well you(Australian) can also have it for a small amount of $650k provided you enslave yourself to our other allies (Big4) for 25 years. We don't care if your kids spoil themselves by lack of parental love, but you and your partner have to work fulltime to payoff, after all leafy green neighbourhood and open spaces are little dearer.

We have the cheap public services like parking fees
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...207-1ak5o.html

Well we are mineral rich nation, our people should take pride of it
http://www.theage.com.au/business/en...220-1b10e.html

We have cheerful staff like doctors who Smile and gently hand you a $350 bill on every appointment. We have first-class system with no exploitation through middlemen (recruiters, agents, solicitors, etc)

Our cities are so well planned that you will spend only 1 hour to commute 5 km from South Yarra to West Gate. We clear our creeks very frequently so that you are not at a risk of flooding. http://melton-leader.whereilive.com....oggy-saturday/
We are of artistic kind and our young graffiti artisits will leave pleasant impression at your fence and garage door. Our little goons love playing with knifes and our sweet hoons love doing 100 kmph over the nature strips.
No wonder we are chosen the most liveable nation, Enjoy!! If you have any feedback, please shut up coz we don't like whingers.

:lol: It's good to read that you're settling in nicely :rofl:

paulry Feb 21st 2011 6:44 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 9191077)
Nurses too? She adds hopefully....

Yes those too. My OH was just saying the other day that the salaries in the caring professions aren't as good as she expected them to be.

Dreamy Feb 21st 2011 7:09 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by fish.01 (Post 9190617)
Brisbane - the snobby, bogan, tone deaf, seaside town in NSW - all welcome. :lol:

THATS why I loved it so much!

I knew there was a reason :D

Dreamy Feb 21st 2011 7:11 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by mpgrewal (Post 9191073)
Welcome aboard. We present you this well-appointed house in Box Hill which we have gifted to our allies (Chinese), well you(Australian) can also have it for a small amount of $650k provided you enslave yourself to our other allies (Big4) for 25 years. We don't care if your kids spoil themselves by lack of parental love, but you and your partner have to work fulltime to payoff, after all leafy green neighbourhood and open spaces are little dearer.

We have the cheap public services like parking fees
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...207-1ak5o.html

Well we are mineral rich nation, our people should take pride of it
http://www.theage.com.au/business/en...220-1b10e.html

We have cheerful staff like doctors who Smile and gently hand you a $350 bill on every appointment. We have first-class system with no exploitation through middlemen (recruiters, agents, solicitors, etc)

Our cities are so well planned that you will spend only 1 hour to commute 5 km from South Yarra to West Gate. We clear our creeks very frequently so that you are not at a risk of flooding. http://melton-leader.whereilive.com....oggy-saturday/
We are of artistic kind and our young graffiti artisits will leave pleasant impression at your fence and garage door. Our little goons love playing with knifes and our sweet hoons love doing 100 kmph over the nature strips.
No wonder we are chosen the most liveable nation, Enjoy!! If you have any feedback, please shut up coz we don't like whingers.

I'm so so so happy I don't live in your Australia! :D

TiddlyPom Feb 21st 2011 9:05 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 9192080)
I'm so so so happy I don't live in your Australia! :D

(Me too!)

paulry Feb 21st 2011 9:58 am

Re: I love it here !
 
"Gotta laugh else you'll cry" humour aside, it's interesting to read the feedback from an Indian migrant's perspective. I find some of the prices of things a bit stinging but I cope with it because relative to the prices in the UK they're not that much worse. But for a fairly fresh migrant from India I imagine they must come as a heck of a shock. :scaredhair:

ozzieeagle Feb 21st 2011 10:01 am

Re: I love it here !
 

Originally Posted by mpgrewal (Post 9191073)
Welcome aboard. We present you this well-appointed house in Box Hill which we have gifted to our allies (Chinese), well you(Australian) can also have it for a small amount of $650k provided you enslave yourself to our other allies (Big4) for 25 years. We don't care if your kids spoil themselves by lack of parental love, but you and your partner have to work fulltime to payoff, after all leafy green neighbourhood and open spaces are little dearer.

We have the cheap public services like parking fees
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/trav...207-1ak5o.html

Well we are mineral rich nation, our people should take pride of it
http://www.theage.com.au/business/en...220-1b10e.html

We have cheerful staff like doctors who Smile and gently hand you a $350 bill on every appointment. We have first-class system with no exploitation through middlemen (recruiters, agents, solicitors, etc)

Our cities are so well planned that you will spend only 1 hour to commute 5 km from South Yarra to West Gate. We clear our creeks very frequently so that you are not at a risk of flooding. http://melton-leader.whereilive.com....oggy-saturday/
We are of artistic kind and our young graffiti artisits will leave pleasant impression at your fence and garage door. Our little goons love playing with knifes and our sweet hoons love doing 100 kmph over the nature strips.
No wonder we are chosen the most liveable nation, Enjoy!! If you have any feedback, please shut up coz we don't like whingers.


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