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iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 20th 2009 10:25 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by WillBlack (Post 8187917)
That passenger list is erroneous.

You were there I presume?

WillBlack Dec 20th 2009 10:29 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8187922)
Go on then... help me escape my brainwashing.... illuminate me. Show me the blinding flash of insight you have on the British.

Best done little by little - wouldn't want to kill - unlikely though it seems, you might make Australian given time.

WillBlack Dec 20th 2009 10:31 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by stevenglish (Post 8187896)
Best go and piss on great great great grand daddies grave then, traitorous scum, disgrace to the great british nation, nob!

Hardly possible to disgrace Briton is it?

WillBlack Dec 20th 2009 10:31 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8187927)
You were there I presume?

Fabricated from diverse sources.

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 20th 2009 10:38 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by WillBlack (Post 8187937)
Hardly possible to disgrace Briton is it?

Now should that have read "Hardly possible to disgrace a Briton is it?"

or "Hardly possible to disgrace Britain is it?"

You're confusing me. I know its an easy thing to do to us thick Brits, but if you plan to educate us in the errors of our ways then you will have to learn to speak slower...and possibly shout a little as well.

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 20th 2009 10:42 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by WillBlack (Post 8187934)
Best done little by little - wouldn't want to kill - unlikely though it seems, you might make Australian given time.

So you have nothing then?

Surely you could at least have pointed me at those two great Aussie books
"1001 things you can do with a fishing rod" and the political masterpiece
"Carlton or VB. A nation decides"

stevenglish Dec 20th 2009 10:47 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by WillBlack (Post 8187937)
Hardly possible to disgrace Briton is it?

Nor, by the same token possible to disgrace Ostrelia

WillBlack Dec 20th 2009 10:53 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8187954)
So you have nothing then?

Surely you could at least have pointed me at those two great Aussie books
"1001 things you can do with a fishing rod" and the political masterpiece
"Carlton or VB. A nation decides"

OK, you asked for it, lets see if you survive. "Ethnocentric Britons, go home, stay home and shove the hubris."

WillBlack Dec 20th 2009 10:54 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by stevenglish (Post 8187957)
Nor, by the same token possible to disgrace Ostrelia

Oh yes it is. Emigrating from Australia is way beyond redemption.

stevenglish Dec 20th 2009 10:56 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 
Unwilling as you are to accept Britains role in shaping Australia, and unpalateable as it is to you, the thought of a foreign idea being utilized down under...........did the Australian nation start from scratch with the first settlers, or did they already have the advantage of 18th century technology??? Did you decimate Aboriginal populations with sharpened mangoes or guns? Oasis did an album called 'standing on the shoulders of giants' once you know

stevenglish Dec 20th 2009 11:01 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by WillBlack (Post 8187917)
That passenger list is erroneous.

gold, pure gold:rofl:

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 20th 2009 11:15 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by WillBlack (Post 8187962)
OK, you asked for it, lets see if you survive. "Ethnocentric Britons, go home, stay home and shove the hubris."

...and you, go to your room, collect your Teddy bear and mummy will be along to tuck you in later.

stevenglish Dec 20th 2009 11:19 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8187994)
...and you, go to your room, collect your Teddy bear and mummy will be along to tuck you in later.

:), good work with the passenger list, I nearly pissed myself at the reply

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 20th 2009 11:25 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by stevenglish (Post 8188002)
:), good work with the passenger list, I nearly pissed myself at the reply

You can almost visualize the rain falling on his parade. :)

Amazulu Dec 20th 2009 11:31 am

Re: Escape from Oz
 

Originally Posted by WillBlack (Post 8187874)
Kind thought I'm sure but, sorry, not interested in chatting with traitorous ex-patriate ex-Australians, piss-pot ones in particular, especially as I have so many non-pisspot near at hand.

The yankee one does not hit the spot either - no interest in conversing about things un-Australian.

Seriously, you've got issues Dude.


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