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Old Dec 13th 2011 | 7:18 pm
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Originally Posted by chris955
I can beat that, been here since 1962 on and off and it still annoys the hell out of me.
An unbeatable combination of aggression, over-confidence and stupidity around here.

Hold on, does this just apply to driving?
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 7:19 pm
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
An unbeatable combination of aggression, over-confidence and stupidity around here.

Hold on, does this just apply to driving?
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 7:29 pm
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Been here coming up 5 years and the standard of driving is without doubt my biggest source of annoyance . . . too many ****wit incidents to mention, but speeding up to prevent others changing lanes REALLY ****s me off.
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 7:37 pm
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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
I'm an absolutely shite driver as I have the concentration span of a newt so I love driving here. I just jump in my automatic landrover and point - like a cruise missile. I think there's only Oz and Egypt where my driving would be acceptable.
 
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As with discussions about costs here and the crap TV, go and live in Singapore for a while.

Someone tries to kill me on the roads here about once a month on average; there it was closer to once a day.
 
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I can't stand drivers who drive with one hand and hold their water bottle/burger/french fries in the other. Often I slow to a crawl because some inconsiderate twat is too busy eating or drinking to be able to indicate or stay in lane. And they want foreign drivers to resit the driving test.
 
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Originally Posted by garys
The majority will refuse to slow down to let you in even when giving plenty of notice. Again most will refuse to stop to allow you out of a junction even when the traffic is crawling and most annoyingly if you let them in they simply refuse to acknowledge the favour. A minor gripe but hey have some manners on the roads folks.
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When I learnt to drive in the UK, I was told "if in slow-moving traffic, try not to block junctions". When I mentioned this to the instructor when I was having refresher lessons here in Perth, I was told not to do that as, "It will make the people behind you angry and might cause road rage. Noone expects you to do it."
 
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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
I'm an absolutely shite driver as I have the concentration span of a newt so I love driving here. I just jump in my automatic landrover and point - like a cruise missile. I think there's only Oz and Egypt where my driving would be acceptable.
What colour is it?

So I know to steer clear of you in Mackay!!
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 8:03 pm
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Originally Posted by Tramps_mate
What colour is it?

So I know to steer clear of you in Mackay!!
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Old Dec 13th 2011 | 8:57 pm
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It fu**cks me right off that the "highways" have speed limits as low as 80km/hr, it fu**s me off even more when Bruce sits in the outside lane in his Toyota Prado dawdling along at 65km/hr obvlivious to the world.

As someone said, be sober and under the limit and no one cares what else you do.

Oh for the days of making sure you stayed under 90mph.
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 8:57 pm
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Originally Posted by neil248
I think that something like 75% of cars here are automatic which means people dont actually drive, rather point the car roughly in the direction they want to go and proceed completely oblivious to anything going on around them.

In the Uk the proportion is the other way round. With a manual car you at least have to pay some attention and be a little bit more aware.

In Qld at least the authorities really don't care how you drive as long as you are under the speed and alchohol limit. If they did care then driver training would be far more stringent. There would also be some sort of MOT test

Another thing is 4 litre standard car and 200 horsepower with rear wheel drive and 18yr old driver is not really a happy mix.
Originally Posted by DeadVim
Driving is the single thing I dislike about living here.

It probably gets better in other places around Oz but here driving is a chore and a constant source of annoyance.

The thing is, most of the hassle is avoidable with a bit of patience, respect and common sense.

3 months eh? I've been here nearly 7 years and it still winds me up.

Sydney was an eye opener

Brisbane is tame compared to.
 
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Originally Posted by bingobob777
It fu**cks me right off that the "highways" have speed limits as low as 80km/hr, it fu**s me off even more when Bruce sits in the outside lane in his Toyota Prado dawdling along at 65km/hr obvlivious to the world.

As someone said, be sober and under the limit and no one cares what else you do.

Oh for the days of making sure you stayed under 90mph.
Why is it always some prick in a 4x4?

I passed some bloke today on the Gateway, driving a Landcruiser, driverside window down, with his leg out of the window resting on the wingmirror . . .
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 9:16 pm
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Originally Posted by bingobob777
As someone said, be sober and under the limit and no one cares what else you do.
Sober? In Victoria, they're only about to ban people drinking a beer while driving (a "tradie traveller").
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 9:24 pm
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Originally Posted by Prudi
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When I learnt to drive in the UK, I was told "if in slow-moving traffic, try not to block junctions". When I mentioned this to the instructor when I was having refresher lessons here in Perth, I was told not to do that as, "It will make the people behind you angry and might cause road rage. Noone expects you to do it."
Not what I was told when I learnt to drive in South Australia

Although maybe this is why I always end up shouting at interstate drivers...Victorian drivers are worst
 
Old Dec 13th 2011 | 9:45 pm
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Originally Posted by Alfresco
Sydney was an eye opener

Brisbane is tame compared to.
How about lasers being shone into eyes and shots fired on a freeway?

And this was just last night on part of the horror that is the Pacific Motorway

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/quee...214-1oumz.html

We were probably 30 minutes behind this madness.

Phil Down Under And Up His Arse doesn't cover this kind of thing ...
 


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