a joke
Nov 14th 2012, 2:09 am
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a joke
What's a shih Tzu?
A zoo with no animals.
A zoo with no animals.
Nov 14th 2012, 3:01 am
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Re: a joke
Nov 14th 2012, 2:18 pm
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Re: a joke
I went to my doctor and told him I have broken my arm in two places.
He said don't go back to them two places.
Bum tish
He said don't go back to them two places.
Bum tish
Nov 14th 2012, 2:21 pm
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Re: a joke
I was an ugly baby, when I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
Nov 14th 2012, 2:26 pm
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Re: a joke
How many Apple owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Spoiler:
Nov 14th 2012, 3:51 pm
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Re: a joke
How do you get two whales in a mini?
Accross the Severn Bridge.
Accross the Severn Bridge.
Nov 14th 2012, 4:07 pm
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Re: a joke
Two nuns in a bath.
One says "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "Yes, it does, doesn't it."
One says "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "Yes, it does, doesn't it."
Nov 14th 2012, 4:56 pm
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Re: a joke
What kind of snack is old, but good for you?
A grannyola bar.
A grannyola bar.
Nov 14th 2012, 4:58 pm
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Re: a joke
The bartender says, "We don't get many time travellers in here."
Two time travellers walk into a bar.
Two time travellers walk into a bar.
Nov 14th 2012, 5:44 pm
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Re: a joke
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Because it's a little meteor.
Nov 14th 2012, 5:49 pm
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Re: a joke
What's the differenece between toast and Italians?
You can make soldiers out of toast
What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wall-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.
You can make soldiers out of toast
What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wall-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Nov 14th 2012, 6:07 pm
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Re: a joke
An incurable romantic.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
Nov 14th 2012, 7:12 pm
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Re: a joke
Two fish in a tank ,
one says to the other "So, how'd you drive this thing?"
one says to the other "So, how'd you drive this thing?"
Nov 14th 2012, 7:30 pm
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Re: a joke
One female terrorist shows her rucksack to another and says:
'Does my bomb look big in this.'
'Does my bomb look big in this.'