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What's a shih Tzu?

A zoo with no animals.

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I went to my doctor and told him I have broken my arm in two places.

He said don't go back to them two places.

Bum tish

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I was an ugly baby, when I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.

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How many Apple owners does it take to change a light bulb?

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How do you get two whales in a mini?

Accross the Severn Bridge.

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What's brown and sticky?


Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other "Is it just me, or do you smell fish?"

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Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Where's the soap?"

The other replies "Yes, it does, doesn't it."

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What kind of snack is old, but good for you?

A grannyola bar.

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The bartender says, "We don't get many time travellers in here."
Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?


Because it's a little meteor.

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What's the differenece between toast and Italians?
You can make soldiers out of toast

What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs

What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Wall-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What do you call a man with AIDS, herpes and syphilis?
An incurable romantic.

Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.

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Two fish in a tank ,
one says to the other "So, how'd you drive this thing?"

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One female terrorist shows her rucksack to another and says:

'Does my bomb look big in this.'