Originally Posted by rushman

You been with some strange blokes partystar, some strange blokes.

Originally Posted by Partystar

I cannot deny that!

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl

Oh very smooth.

What have you got against Yorkshire?

Originally Posted by patbrit7

I visited the Yorkshire Dales for the first time 2 years ago and found them as breathtaking asthe Grand Canyon. If anyone offered me a nice house and a teaching job there (for instance Kettlewell), I'd seriously consider it!

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

I can tell you're really happy in the States Pat.

Originally Posted by Bob

what's that dildo looking thing covered in poo all about?

Originally Posted by patbrit7

W Mind you, if I won the lottery, I'd be like Ozzie and Sharon and be bi-continental or whatever it is!!

Originally Posted by rushman

You cannot deny that you've been with blokes with big brown plastic cocks with cat shit on them?

I must've led a sheltered life.

Originally Posted by Partystar

I don't know what their penis' looked like, I'm a virgin.

Originally Posted by patbrit7

When you've been here as long as I have, and all your kids are here, you still really miss England, but have too many ties here. Mind you, if I won the lottery, I'd be like Ozzie and Sharon and be bi-continental or whatever it is!!

Originally Posted by Partystar

I don't know what their penis' looked like, I'm a virgin.

Originally Posted by rushman

You cannot deny that you've been with blokes with big brown plastic cocks with cat shit on them?

I must've led a sheltered life.

Originally Posted by mum2two

Hi, I'm Gemma, have a partner Tom, 2 lovely children, Cameron, 3 and Alyssa, 8 months.
We live in Leicester at the minute and hate it!
We've been talking about moving for a while and we've decided to go with Florida.
BUT we don't own our house at the minute and have never had a mortgage so have absolutely no idea how to go about it.
I need all the information anyone has about,

What we need to actually emigrate, ie visa's etc

How my partner can work. Does he have to be transferred from his work now? Or will he have to get another job when over there?

What happens when you buy a house abroad, in what order?

Do we need a mortgage first, or a property?

Do we need a solicitor, or an Advisor?

Well there's loads. I know nothing, so any info anyone has is desperately needed! I know it won't be easy and will take a while, but I need to know everything. Would anyone be willing to run through everything they had to do, from when they decided to move, until their arrival? Or later if there's something else we should know.

Thanks in advance. Really want to move over there, been there a few times and have always hated coming back. lol

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

Good, come on over. The aligators are starving what with the drought and all.

Originally Posted by TRPardoe

What effin' drought?

Have you been outside this afternoon?