Tease me. please me!
Dec 20th 2005, 4:07 am
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Tease me. please me!
The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:07 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:09 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:11 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Patrick
Claudia Schiffer
But I aleady live with the best baps on Earth.
Any other suggestions?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:12 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
Very nice.
But I aleady live with the best baps on Earth.
Any other suggestions?
But I aleady live with the best baps on Earth.
Any other suggestions?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:14 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Leslie66
An eight ball and Samoan twin wrestlers.
Dec 20th 2005, 4:15 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
You should really meet my missus.
Dec 20th 2005, 4:15 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
Last year Paul McCartneys wife, Heather, pestered the living crap out of him to be able to open one present on Christmas eve. After 3 hours of constant whining he gave up and allowed her to open one present. She picked the largest present.
Undid the ribbons and wrapping and opened the box to find a brand spanking new, top of the range, NASA desinged bionic leg costing $2 million. Full of the latest microprocessors and the most realistic imitation skin coating.
She was over the moon delighted, began kissing and hugging him and generally being over bearing.
He finally lost his patience at all the affection and said "For ***** sake Heather, it's not a main present......it's only a stocking filler".
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Dec 20th 2005, 4:15 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Is she Samoan?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:17 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Patrick
bastard, that means your bacon butties will be nice - I have to use Kaiser rolls
Is that one of those Watford Gap distinctions?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:17 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by rushman
Last year Paul McCartneys wife, Heather, pestered the living crap out of him to be able to open one present on Christmas eve. After 3 hours of constant whining he gave up and allowed her to open one present. She picked the largest present.
Undid the ribbons and wrapping and opened the box to find a brand spanking new, top of the range, NASA desinged bionic leg costing $2 million. Full of the latest microprocessors and the most realistic imitation skin coating.
She was over the moon delighted, began kissing and hugging him and generally being over bearing.
He finally lost his patients at all the affection and said "For ***** sake Heather, it's not a main present......it's only a stocking filler".
Undid the ribbons and wrapping and opened the box to find a brand spanking new, top of the range, NASA desinged bionic leg costing $2 million. Full of the latest microprocessors and the most realistic imitation skin coating.
She was over the moon delighted, began kissing and hugging him and generally being over bearing.
He finally lost his patients at all the affection and said "For ***** sake Heather, it's not a main present......it's only a stocking filler".
Dec 20th 2005, 4:18 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Patrick
No, shes an eight ball
Dec 20th 2005, 4:19 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Is she Samoan?
Something about boots and snaffles I think.
Dec 20th 2005, 4:20 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Leslie66
He's a medical person then?
Dec 20th 2005, 4:22 am
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Re: Tease me. please me!
Originally Posted by Patrick
No, shes an eight ball
http://www.indra.com/8ball/front.html