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Old Dec 20th 2005, 4:07 am
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The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.

What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
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Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.

What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
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Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.

What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?
An eight ball and Samoan twin wrestlers.
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Very nice.

But I aleady live with the best baps on Earth.

Any other suggestions?
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Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
Very nice.

But I aleady live with the best baps on Earth.

Any other suggestions?
bastard, that means your bacon butties will be nice - I have to use Kaiser rolls
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
An eight ball and Samoan twin wrestlers.
You should really meet my missus.
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Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
You should really meet my missus.
Is she Samoan?
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Originally Posted by CaliforniaGroom
The missus has just informed me that she really needs a box of Maltesers to make her Christmas complete.

What would you most like to find in your Crimbo stocking to make the holidays complete?

Last year Paul McCartneys wife, Heather, pestered the living crap out of him to be able to open one present on Christmas eve. After 3 hours of constant whining he gave up and allowed her to open one present. She picked the largest present.

Undid the ribbons and wrapping and opened the box to find a brand spanking new, top of the range, NASA desinged bionic leg costing $2 million. Full of the latest microprocessors and the most realistic imitation skin coating.

She was over the moon delighted, began kissing and hugging him and generally being over bearing.

He finally lost his patience at all the affection and said "For ***** sake Heather, it's not a main present......it's only a stocking filler".

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Originally Posted by Leslie66
Is she Samoan?
No, shes an eight ball
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Originally Posted by Patrick
bastard, that means your bacon butties will be nice - I have to use Kaiser rolls
Baps. Butties.

Is that one of those Watford Gap distinctions?
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Originally Posted by rushman
Last year Paul McCartneys wife, Heather, pestered the living crap out of him to be able to open one present on Christmas eve. After 3 hours of constant whining he gave up and allowed her to open one present. She picked the largest present.

Undid the ribbons and wrapping and opened the box to find a brand spanking new, top of the range, NASA desinged bionic leg costing $2 million. Full of the latest microprocessors and the most realistic imitation skin coating.

She was over the moon delighted, began kissing and hugging him and generally being over bearing.

He finally lost his patients at all the affection and said "For ***** sake Heather, it's not a main present......it's only a stocking filler".
He's a medical person then?
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Originally Posted by Patrick
No, shes an eight ball
Oh goddamn that's even better.
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Old Dec 20th 2005, 4:19 am
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
Is she Samoan?
No, but she likes Texans.

Something about boots and snaffles I think.
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
He's a medical person then?
I *****ing hate people that are perky enough to spot spelling mistakes at 20 past midnight.
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Originally Posted by Patrick
No, shes an eight ball
How did you know what I want for Christmas?

http://www.indra.com/8ball/front.html
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