Speak f**kin English !
Apr 30th 2006, 12:29 am
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Speak f**kin English !
How many times have you heard that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
Apr 30th 2006, 12:46 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
How many times have you heard that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
Apr 30th 2006, 12:56 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Speak American English.
Apr 30th 2006, 1:25 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I haven't got a CB radio
I get it in shops also.
Apr 30th 2006, 1:36 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
I was asked by my dear HOA friends if I could read "American" when presented with their covenants recently. I must admit I felt like nutting him in the face.
Apr 30th 2006, 1:50 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I was asked by my dear HOA friends if I could read "American" when presented with their covenants recently. I must admit I felt like nutting him in the face.
We have an old guy in our workshops who calls me 'The Frenchman' because he can't understand a word I say ! ..... As he try's to comunicate to me with a mouth stuffed full of discusting chewing baccy and spitting brown gunge everywhere........... And HE can't understand ME ?
Apr 30th 2006, 3:53 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
How many times have you heard that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give ...............
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give ...............
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
Never actually.
I usually I get the "I just love your accent!!!" and "Which part of England are you from?" comments.
That's if they're not wondering whether I'm from Australia or South Africa...
The only real problem I have is obtaining a glass of "water"...
Apr 30th 2006, 3:58 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Elvira
Never actually.
I usually I get the "I just love your accent!!!"
I usually I get the "I just love your accent!!!"
We recently got a new female dispatcher on my company. On her first day I was introduced to her and the first thing she said was "I just love your accent""Wait till we have had a few disagreements" I told her.
After two months she hates my accent .... LOL
Apr 30th 2006, 4:01 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
How many times have you heard that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
and i understand this lots attempt at speaking english. my main prob is my maid, i have to use my computer translator.com to communicate...lol she's a good worker otherwise her ass would be grass by now
Apr 30th 2006, 4:18 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
How many times have you heard that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
I have heard it countless times since being here and I usually give some remark like 'I am f**kin English, it's you who can't speak it'
One afternoon last week as I was driving out of a company in Glens Falls NY I saw a truck slowly pulling in and the driver was so confused, I saw him grabbing his CB mike to talk to me ... "Hey driver is this Pactive corporation ?"
I answered "Yes driver, just pull straight ahead into the trailer parking area and dispatch is on the left"
"Where's dispatch ?"
"On your left when you enter the trailer parking area"
"Where ?"
"On your left"
"Speak f**king English"
"How about I come back there and punch you on your nose you cheeky bastard ? ..... I am English"
"F**kin imigrants" He said.
"Find it yourself asshole"
As I left I heard the yard guy telling him he was lucky not to have a black eye and that to say that to me was a real insult
How often do you get reactions like that ?
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Apr 30th 2006, 4:19 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I haven't got a CB radio
Apr 30th 2006, 4:21 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I was asked by my dear HOA friends if I could read "American" when presented with their covenants recently. I must admit I felt like nutting him in the face.
Apr 30th 2006, 4:54 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by TruBrit
my main prob is my maid, i
Apr 30th 2006, 5:42 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Ray
I married mine ......
Quite humourous Ray. LOL
Apr 30th 2006, 5:51 am
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Re: Speak f**kin English !
Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler
Or did she ?
Quite humourous Ray. LOL
Quite humourous Ray. LOL
