Moratorium on newbies
Aug 17th 2006 | 3:44 pm
#211
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 68,280
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I thought that was MightBe... 
NC Penguin
NC Penguin
Aug 17th 2006 | 6:35 pm
#212
Forum Regular
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 180
From: From Torquay, Devon to Scottsdale, AZ
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Helloooooooooo, Im a newbie but I posted my hello intro along with my pasty post in the wrong section the other day.... oops!!!! .....and I have NO IDEA what that kharma sign means..... is it incase Im naughty and misbehave I get a bad kharma beep or explosion happens and kicks me off the board. :scared: :scared:
Last edited by EmmaPeel; Aug 17th 2006 at 6:35 pm. Reason: add
Aug 18th 2006 | 1:59 am
#213
SUPER MODERATOR
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 89,088
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by EmmaPeel
Helloooooooooo, Im a newbie but I posted my hello intro along with my pasty post in the wrong section the other day.... oops!!!! .....and I have NO IDEA what that kharma sign means..... is it incase Im naughty and misbehave I get a bad kharma beep or explosion happens and kicks me off the board. :scared: :scared:
Aug 18th 2006 | 2:03 am
#214
Blondie22
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,738
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Newbies are only allowed to post 3 times per day and one new thread per week. If you abuse this rule your PC is likely to explode.
I think that she has surpassed the new thread newbie rule (just a little!
)But she seems like a nice girl so she can stay.
Aug 18th 2006 | 2:07 am
#215
SUPER MODERATOR
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 89,088
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by blaze
I think that she has surpassed the new thread newbie rule (just a little! )
But she seems like a nice girl so she can stay.
)But she seems like a nice girl so she can stay.
Yes very nice and very enthusiastic.
Aug 18th 2006 | 2:09 am
#216
Slight chance of Showers
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 1,158
From: Norfolk,UK ->Memphis,TN
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Maybe we should introduce immigration quotas. Newbies in the following category are allowed to enter immediately:
First Preference: Unmarried, adult sons and daughters of BE Members. Adult means 21 years of age or older.
Second Preference: Spouses of BE Members, their unmarried children (under twenty-one), and the unmarried sons and daughters of BE Members.
Third Preference: Married sons and daughters of BE Members.
Fourth Preference: Brothers and sisters of adult BE Members.
There will be job based visas available but those hoping for one to take the position of "Troll" should note that we have far exceeded the quota for that job type.
Finally there is the Lottery, in which you will send a BE member the amount of $19.95 for entry into the lottery. Successful winners will be allowed BE membership. But wait, there's more! If you apply today you will also recieve free spiritual guidance from the Rev. Mighbe
First Preference: Unmarried, adult sons and daughters of BE Members. Adult means 21 years of age or older.
Second Preference: Spouses of BE Members, their unmarried children (under twenty-one), and the unmarried sons and daughters of BE Members.
Third Preference: Married sons and daughters of BE Members.
Fourth Preference: Brothers and sisters of adult BE Members.
There will be job based visas available but those hoping for one to take the position of "Troll" should note that we have far exceeded the quota for that job type.
Finally there is the Lottery, in which you will send a BE member the amount of $19.95 for entry into the lottery. Successful winners will be allowed BE membership. But wait, there's more! If you apply today you will also recieve free spiritual guidance from the Rev. Mighbe
Last edited by dan_alford; Aug 18th 2006 at 2:15 am.
Aug 18th 2006 | 3:23 am
#217
Account Closed
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 15,455
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by britvic
LOL, do you know I got so much karma off the Men in that thread, nice to make them happy after all thats what we were put on this Earth for 
after all thats what we were put on this Earth for
Aug 18th 2006 | 3:24 am
#218
strangely floppy..
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,719
From: Ohio - originally London
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by fatbrit
We can only take so many!
No more than 3 per day please.
No more than 3 per day please.
Aug 18th 2006 | 3:32 am
#219
Account Closed
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 15,455
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by dan_alford
Maybe we should introduce immigration quotas. Newbies in the following category are allowed to enter immediately:
First Preference: Unmarried, adult sons and daughters of BE Members. Adult means 21 years of age or older.
Second Preference: Spouses of BE Members, their unmarried children (under twenty-one), and the unmarried sons and daughters of BE Members.
Third Preference: Married sons and daughters of BE Members.
Fourth Preference: Brothers and sisters of adult BE Members.
There will be job based visas available but those hoping for one to take the position of "Troll" should note that we have far exceeded the quota for that job type.
Finally there is the Lottery, in which you will send a BE member the amount of $19.95 for entry into the lottery. Successful winners will be allowed BE membership. But wait, there's more! If you apply today you will also recieve free spiritual guidance from the Rev. Mighbe
First Preference: Unmarried, adult sons and daughters of BE Members. Adult means 21 years of age or older.
Second Preference: Spouses of BE Members, their unmarried children (under twenty-one), and the unmarried sons and daughters of BE Members.
Third Preference: Married sons and daughters of BE Members.
Fourth Preference: Brothers and sisters of adult BE Members.
There will be job based visas available but those hoping for one to take the position of "Troll" should note that we have far exceeded the quota for that job type.
Finally there is the Lottery, in which you will send a BE member the amount of $19.95 for entry into the lottery. Successful winners will be allowed BE membership. But wait, there's more! If you apply today you will also recieve free spiritual guidance from the Rev. Mighbe
Aug 18th 2006 | 3:39 am
#220
Renegade who has it made
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,077
From: Indiana
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Newbies are only allowed to post 3 times per day and one new thread per week. If you abuse this rule your PC is likely to explode.
LOL I'd say it needs to be upped from 3
Aug 18th 2006 | 3:39 am
#221
Account Closed
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 15,455
Re: Moratorium on newbies
First Preference: Persons who can demonstrate an amusing "take" on US life.
Second Preference: Persons who know their place and flatter senior members
Third Preference: Crazy weirdos like sparklylorna or the one who warned about arch-demons in Chipping Ongar.
Fourth preference: Persons who do not know their place and insult Ray.
Lottery based on provision of a nostalgia thread which makes us go all misty-eyed.
Second Preference: Persons who know their place and flatter senior members
Third Preference: Crazy weirdos like sparklylorna or the one who warned about arch-demons in Chipping Ongar.
Fourth preference: Persons who do not know their place and insult Ray.
Lottery based on provision of a nostalgia thread which makes us go all misty-eyed.
Aug 18th 2006 | 3:45 am
#222
Slight chance of Showers
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 1,158
From: Norfolk,UK ->Memphis,TN
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
First Preference: Persons who can demonstrate an amusing "take" on US life.
Second Preference: Persons who know their place and flatter senior members
Third Preference: Crazy weirdos like sparklylorna or the one who warned about arch-demons in Chipping Ongar.
Fourth preference: Persons who do not know their place and insult Ray.
Lottery based on provision of a nostalgia thread which makes us go all misty-eyed.
Second Preference: Persons who know their place and flatter senior members
Third Preference: Crazy weirdos like sparklylorna or the one who warned about arch-demons in Chipping Ongar.
Fourth preference: Persons who do not know their place and insult Ray.
Lottery based on provision of a nostalgia thread which makes us go all misty-eyed.
Newbies who have a desire to move to Florida to be near Disney whilst posessing no skills,no US relatives and no large cash reserve will always be in the last preference category.
Aug 18th 2006 | 4:23 am
#223
Account Closed
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 15,455
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by dan_alford
lmao
Newbies who have a desire to move to Florida to be near Disney whilst posessing no skills,no US relatives and no large cash reserve will always be in the last preference category.
Newbies who have a desire to move to Florida to be near Disney whilst posessing no skills,no US relatives and no large cash reserve will always be in the last preference category.
Aug 18th 2006 | 5:41 am
#224
Back where I belong!
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 5,989
From: Melbourne, Oz to Banbury, England to El Mirage, AZ & now back to England!
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
It's the famous Christmas special from Only Fools and Horses, they shut down a part of London to keep it secret when they filmed it, they had security guards fighting with journalists to keep them from getting a sneak preview and giving the plot away in their shity tabloids. Then the queen herself requested a copy to be sent to the palace for them all to watch.
It was hugh.
It was hugh.
Aug 18th 2006 | 8:11 am
#225
Septic Sprout
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 8,002
From: Shanghai
Re: Moratorium on newbies
Originally Posted by Ray
You can only keep that avatar until you have 100 post ...then I 'm afraid you have to get your own ..
