Guindalf

At least I could fit out my truck with a camo paint job and a gun rack!!

Bob

but only after moving into a gated community, knocking down one of the empty, ugly McMansions

SultanOfSwing

I'd buy a house or two in a bunch of selected gated communities, and allow various minority groups to move in. A black family here, a gay couple there, some liberals et cetera ...

Oh, the fun I could have

lansbury

If I win $640 million causing hard feelings would be the least of my worries

ChocolateBabz

Like it! I'm going to run for Prime Minister (since I can't be President) and start a hobnobs for votes scandal!

SultanOfSwing

The Mail will have that changed to a 'votes for knobs' scandal within seconds.

I'd buy the Mail, actually - has to be worth about four pounds sixpence - stop printing the 'newspaper' and rebrand it as bogroll. The Mail for your Bum.

Or The Daily Mail - we make life easier, on the (w)hole ... (c) TM (r) and all that stuff.

ChocolateBabz

second order of business I will buy MTV and play...wait for it....music videos! On Friday nights they will all have words so I can sing karaoke, on Saturday they will all be 'pop up video' style and on Sunday it will just be Dawsons Creek and Hollyoaks re-runs all day except for at 8.00 when it will show all New Espisodes of Star Trek TNG directed by Gene Roddenberry who I will have resurrected!

OK off to take the pills now

SultanOfSwing

I'd rather read The Mail

ChocolateBabz

That's OK, but you'll have to watch Star Trek cos it will be THE LAW!!

SultanOfSwing

Only the Patrick Stewart ones. The rest are crap.

ChocolateBabz

I am only bringing back The Next Generation - no Deep Space 9, Voyager or heaven forbid Enterprise!

Weeze

Was Enterprise the one with the man from Quantum leap and the bird Spock who kept getting her kit off? I get them all mixed up.

SultanOfSwing

Scott Bakula, yes.

Quantum Leap - now there's a good show

Sally Redux

The original series rules. Deep Space Nine was good too.

SultanOfSwing

Letting my bias show a bit there, was I?

The Shatner ones are good, I rather thought we were talking about the newer versions ...