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SputumSucker Dec 10th 2008 12:37 pm

Re: I AM CLUELESS
 
Aye, I'm an RRT - Respiratory Therapist. Thus, I spend my days, in said hospital, sucking sputum from endotracheal tubes and the such.

Mmmm. Nothing goes well on toast quite like Lung Butter.

You should try it sometime. Much tastier than Marmite I must admit!! :rofl:

meauxna Dec 10th 2008 12:39 pm

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Originally Posted by SputumSucker (Post 7057503)

So....

I do not have the funds to send him home... and we are at a loss of ideas on where to turn next.

Just get married and roll the dice?

Octang Frye Dec 10th 2008 12:41 pm

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Originally Posted by meauxna (Post 7057536)
Just get married and roll the dice?

A winnar is you!

English Idiot Dec 10th 2008 12:43 pm

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Hell of a good plan but my soon to be ex wife might be a little angry, and the soon to be ex wife comment tells you just how much she wants to help me.

when i asked her for help i received a e-mail full of laughter.

I took that as a no.

Octang Frye Dec 10th 2008 12:44 pm

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Alright, I might kick in $10 for the entertainment value of this thread. Rushman, is that you?

meauxna Dec 10th 2008 12:45 pm

Re: I AM CLUELESS
 

Originally Posted by English Idiot (Post 7057549)
Hell of a good plan but my so to be ex wife might be a little angry, and the soon to be ex wife comment tells you just how much she wants to help me.

when i asked her for help i received a e-mail full of laughter.

I took that as a no.

craigslist then? :)

willmore Dec 10th 2008 12:45 pm

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Originally Posted by English Idiot (Post 7057549)
Hell of a good plan but my so to be ex wife might be a little angry, and the soon to be ex wife comment tells you just how much she wants to help me.

when i asked her for help i received a e-mail full of laughter.

I took that as a no.

PMSL - wise man!

Here's my idea. Go to walmart, buy a gun and then go and try and rob a 7-11. Make sure the police arrive and arrest you. Then you'll be deported back to the UK, unless you're institutionalized in a home for the mentally challenged......:rofl: Either way its a free ticket home....

dbj1000 Dec 10th 2008 12:45 pm

Re: I AM CLUELESS
 
OK. I'm going to hang on in there and still call this bullshit.

SputumSucker, are you posting from the public library too?

meauxna Dec 10th 2008 12:45 pm

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Originally Posted by Octang Frye (Post 7057555)
Alright, I might kick in $10 for the entertainment value of this thread. Rushman, is that you?

darn, you beat me by a minute.

SputumSucker Dec 10th 2008 12:48 pm

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No, I'm posting from the HP Pavillion in my office.

I didn't think where the posts were coming from were really pertinent to how he is going to manage to get home.

I forgot how inane conversations can be come online.

The story here isn't bullshit.....But thanks for nothing.

willmore Dec 10th 2008 12:48 pm

Re: I AM CLUELESS
 

Originally Posted by SputumSucker (Post 7057564)
No, I'm posting from the HP Pavillion in my office.

I forgot how inane conversations can be come online.

The story here isn't bullshit.....But thanks for nothing.

Now if you were on a Mac, you would have received much more help.....:rofl:

English Idiot Dec 10th 2008 12:50 pm

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Originally Posted by dbj1000 (Post 7057558)
OK. I'm going to hang on in there and still call this bullshit.

SputumSucker, are you posting from the public library too?

LOL dude i have better things to do with my time than sit here and start a bullshit thread, do u want a copy of my visa? the hospital report?

But think what you will.

willmore Dec 10th 2008 12:51 pm

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Originally Posted by English Idiot (Post 7057572)
LOL dude i have better things to do with my time than sit here and start a bullshit thread, do u want a copy of my visa? the hospital report?

But think what you will.

No, but I might send money to see the x-rays of the lower part of your body....:rofl:

SputumSucker Dec 10th 2008 12:53 pm

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Think as you wish. Just looking for some real ideas here...

English Idiot Dec 10th 2008 12:54 pm

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Originally Posted by willmore (Post 7057574)
No, but I might send money to see the ex-rays of the lower part of your body....:rofl:

Lol i dont know how to answer that.


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