Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
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Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
Let's post the craziest things we've been asked....see who has the most unusual.
I think my best one.... "Do you speak English in England...."
I think my best one.... "Do you speak English in England...."
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Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
yank "Do you have bread in England"
me "Yes"
yank "What do you call it?"
me "Bread"
me "Yes"
yank "What do you call it?"
me "Bread"
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Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
"You wont cum in my mouth will you?".
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Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
Her even dumbassier boyfriend replied " No they speak American!"
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Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
The other one I get every year....
Yank "Are you going home for Thanksgiving?"
Me "No....it's not a holiday in England"
Yank "REALLY????" vvvvvvv surprised screech at end of word
Me (very patiently) "well....it's all about the pilgrims isn't it....they're the Brits that got away, why would we celebrate....."
Cue either blank looks or laughs depending on IQ
Yank "Are you going home for Thanksgiving?"
Me "No....it's not a holiday in England"
Yank "REALLY????" vvvvvvv surprised screech at end of word
Me (very patiently) "well....it's all about the pilgrims isn't it....they're the Brits that got away, why would we celebrate....."
Cue either blank looks or laughs depending on IQ