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Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...

Old Dec 14th 2007, 5:21 pm
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Let's post the craziest things we've been asked....see who has the most unusual.

I think my best one.... "Do you speak English in England...."

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yank "Do you have bread in England"

me "Yes"

yank "What do you call it?"

me "Bread"
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Old Dec 14th 2007, 5:35 pm
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"You wont cum in my mouth will you?".
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Originally Posted by ri_mischief View Post
Let's post the craziest things we've been asked....see who has the most unusual.

I think my best one.... "Do you speak English in England...."

I know a dumbass girl who asked that question too...
Her even dumbassier boyfriend replied " No they speak American!"
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"You wont cum in my mouth will you?".
Three posts and here we are….
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"You wont cum in my mouth will you?".
RUSHMAN!!!
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Originally Posted by hatfield1 View Post
Three posts and here we are….
Yep - there's always one....

Mind you I think the question he refers to is an international one

Plus it made me smile....
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No...she never said that.
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Yep - there's always one....

Mind you I think the question he refers to is an international one

Plus it made me smile....
There's two actually ! ...... he beat me to it
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No...she never said that.
Well .. she'd have choked if she'd tried... wouldn't she?
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Old Dec 14th 2007, 5:47 pm
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The other one I get every year....

Yank "Are you going home for Thanksgiving?"
Me "No....it's not a holiday in England"
Yank "REALLY????" vvvvvvv surprised screech at end of word
Me (very patiently) "well....it's all about the pilgrims isn't it....they're the Brits that got away, why would we celebrate....."
Cue either blank looks or laughs depending on IQ

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Originally Posted by ri_mischief View Post
Yep - there's always one....

Mind you I think the question he refers to is an international one

Plus it made me smile....
Didn’t say it wasn’t funny.
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Old Dec 14th 2007, 5:49 pm
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Well .. she'd have choked if she'd tried... wouldn't she?
I dont want to boast but she's now the only woman in North America with stratchmarks on her face.
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Didn’t say it wasn’t funny.
This thread is already making me laugh - that was the aim of starting it - there's 8" of snow on the ground and 5pm is WAY too long away
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I dont want to boast but she's now the only woman in North America with stratchmarks on her face.
Can I have your phone number?????
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