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ri_mischief Dec 14th 2007 5:21 pm

Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 
Let's post the craziest things we've been asked....see who has the most unusual.

I think my best one.... "Do you speak English in England...."

:rofl:

Manc Dec 14th 2007 5:27 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 
yank "Do you have bread in England"

me "Yes"

yank "What do you call it?"

me "Bread"

Rushman Dec 14th 2007 5:35 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 
"You wont cum in my mouth will you?".

keira-2007 Dec 14th 2007 5:37 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by ri_mischief (Post 5668905)
Let's post the craziest things we've been asked....see who has the most unusual.

I think my best one.... "Do you speak English in England...."

:rofl:

I know a dumbass girl who asked that question too...
Her even dumbassier boyfriend replied " No they speak American!" :blink:

hatfield1 Dec 14th 2007 5:38 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5668991)
"You wont cum in my mouth will you?".

Three posts and here we are….

keira-2007 Dec 14th 2007 5:43 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5668991)
"You wont cum in my mouth will you?".

RUSHMAN!!!:thumbdown:

ri_mischief Dec 14th 2007 5:44 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by hatfield1 (Post 5669001)
Three posts and here we are….

Yep - there's always one....

Mind you I think the question he refers to is an international one :p

Plus it made me smile....

Rushman Dec 14th 2007 5:45 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by keira-2007 (Post 5669023)
RUSHMAN!!!:thumbdown:

No...she never said that.

Patrick Hasler Dec 14th 2007 5:46 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by ri_mischief (Post 5669028)
Yep - there's always one....

Mind you I think the question he refers to is an international one :p

Plus it made me smile....

There's two actually ! ...... he beat me to it :rofl:

keira-2007 Dec 14th 2007 5:47 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5669031)
No...she never said that.

Well .. she'd have choked if she'd tried... wouldn't she? ;)

ri_mischief Dec 14th 2007 5:47 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 
The other one I get every year....

Yank "Are you going home for Thanksgiving?"
Me "No....it's not a holiday in England"
Yank "REALLY????" vvvvvvv surprised screech at end of word
Me (very patiently) "well....it's all about the pilgrims isn't it....they're the Brits that got away, why would we celebrate....."
Cue either blank looks or laughs depending on IQ

:blink:

hatfield1 Dec 14th 2007 5:48 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by ri_mischief (Post 5669028)
Yep - there's always one....

Mind you I think the question he refers to is an international one :p

Plus it made me smile....

Didn’t say it wasn’t funny.

Rushman Dec 14th 2007 5:49 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by keira-2007 (Post 5669037)
Well .. she'd have choked if she'd tried... wouldn't she? ;)

I dont want to boast but she's now the only woman in North America with stratchmarks on her face.

ri_mischief Dec 14th 2007 5:49 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by hatfield1 (Post 5669042)
Didn’t say it wasn’t funny.

This thread is already making me laugh - that was the aim of starting it - there's 8" of snow on the ground and 5pm is WAY too long away

ri_mischief Dec 14th 2007 5:50 pm

Re: Friday fun - stupidest thing you've been asked since you've been here...
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5669046)
I dont want to boast but she's now the only woman in North America with stratchmarks on her face.

Can I have your phone number?????


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