A delicate subject ...
Jul 12th 2004, 8:44 pm
#46
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Originally posted by cuckoofrommars
Well it's not like colored poo-paper is brown with yellow specks is it?
Still, at least we have toilet paper. I remember on my travels being told to "use the jug of water." Give me a lemon-wet-wipe anyday.
Well it's not like colored poo-paper is brown with yellow specks is it?
Still, at least we have toilet paper. I remember on my travels being told to "use the jug of water." Give me a lemon-wet-wipe anyday.
Ash
Jul 12th 2004, 8:45 pm
#47
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Originally posted by Ash UK/US
An Indian (asian Indian) I know said one of the things she misses most when she is in india visiting rellies is proper toilet paper... she told me over there these use a cloth that they rinse after each use (i didn't ask if it was shared or not). I guess we should be thankful for TP even if it is white only.
Ash
An Indian (asian Indian) I know said one of the things she misses most when she is in india visiting rellies is proper toilet paper... she told me over there these use a cloth that they rinse after each use (i didn't ask if it was shared or not). I guess we should be thankful for TP even if it is white only.
Ash
Jul 12th 2004, 8:47 pm
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Originally posted by manc1976
no offence, but thats gross.
no offence, but thats gross.
Ash
Jul 12th 2004, 8:49 pm
#49
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I'll be scratching Goa off my 'places to go' list me thinks.
Jul 12th 2004, 8:53 pm
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Originally posted by manc1976
I'll be scratching Goa off my 'places to go' list me thinks.
I'll be scratching Goa off my 'places to go' list me thinks.
Jul 12th 2004, 9:28 pm
#51
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I have been to some places in Texas were they don't have blocked bog problems, cause everyone wipes, then puts it into a wastepaper basket right beside the crapper.
Nothing like going for a whiz and looking at matey's remains of his breakfast staring you in the face:scared:
Nothing like going for a whiz and looking at matey's remains of his breakfast staring you in the face:scared:
Jul 12th 2004, 10:11 pm
#52
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Originally posted by Chopper-Chris
on white bog roll...
at least you can see clearly when you're errr...clean.
on white bog roll...
at least you can see clearly when you're errr...clean.
Now you may be asking "8 sheets" not enough, but the idea was to tear a hole in the center, stick one's finger through it, then shove your finger up yer jacksey, then pull the paper down and clean the finger. Luckily after eating the Brown AB biscuits, you were stopped up for days, so we never got to try that method out!
Jul 13th 2004, 12:22 am
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Originally posted by Yosser
I remember when I was in the army cadets, we had 8 sheets of "goverment property" toilet paper in our 24 hour ration packs, thing was it was like tracing paper, so it would smear rather that wipe, so after a few days of that, the 'ol song "ring of fire" came to mind.
Now you may be asking "8 sheets" not enough, but the idea was to tear a hole in the center, stick one's finger through it, then shove your finger up yer jacksey, then pull the paper down and clean the finger. Luckily after eating the Brown AB biscuits, you were stopped up for days, so we never got to try that method out!
I remember when I was in the army cadets, we had 8 sheets of "goverment property" toilet paper in our 24 hour ration packs, thing was it was like tracing paper, so it would smear rather that wipe, so after a few days of that, the 'ol song "ring of fire" came to mind.
Now you may be asking "8 sheets" not enough, but the idea was to tear a hole in the center, stick one's finger through it, then shove your finger up yer jacksey, then pull the paper down and clean the finger. Luckily after eating the Brown AB biscuits, you were stopped up for days, so we never got to try that method out!
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Jul 13th 2004, 3:57 am
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Originally posted by manc1976
I'll be scratching Goa off my 'places to go' list me thinks.
I'll be scratching Goa off my 'places to go' list me thinks.
Jul 13th 2004, 3:59 am
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Originally posted by monster
Or you could be radical and take some bog roll
Or you could be radical and take some bog roll
Oh, and ziplock bags to bung it in for disposal if you care enough not to offend the locals/bung up their bog.
professional camper regards....
Jul 13th 2004, 8:23 am
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Re: err...
Originally posted by Chopper-Chris
You couldn't flush your turds in London?
you must have turds the size of texas
You couldn't flush your turds in London?
you must have turds the size of texas
I am surprised then how NYC has survived yours with the amount of crap you come out with
Jul 13th 2004, 10:52 am
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When I was in college my room-mate Ben would use pages from the Bible that the University leave for every student. He seemed to relish in it.
Apparently the uber-rich of old would use the neck of a swan. Odd as that sounds it's far more appealing to me than re-using a rag that every filthy 'erbert has used to scratch their kidneys with.
Apparently the uber-rich of old would use the neck of a swan. Odd as that sounds it's far more appealing to me than re-using a rag that every filthy 'erbert has used to scratch their kidneys with.
Jul 13th 2004, 12:25 pm
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Re: err...
Originally posted by sicilyman
I am surprised then how NYC has survived yours with the amount of crap you come out with
I am surprised then how NYC has survived yours with the amount of crap you come out with
Jul 13th 2004, 12:31 pm
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do you insist that I destroy you
I dunno why but I can picture you in checkout lines at the supermarket screaming that at the cashier.
CASHIER: Er, sorry but this coupon has expired.
CHRIS (wearing gloves and stroking a cat): Do you insist that I destroy you?!
CASHIER: Sorry?
CHRIS: I could crush you like a bug you peon!
Honestly, next time somebody tells me I can't do something I am going to say that.
Jul 13th 2004, 12:56 pm
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Originally posted by cuckoofrommars
I dunno why but I can picture you in checkout lines at the supermarket screaming that at the cashier.
CASHIER: Er, sorry but this coupon has expired.
CHRIS (wearing gloves and stroking a cat): Do you insist that I destroy you?!
CASHIER: Sorry?
CHRIS: I could crush you like a bug you peon!
Honestly, next time somebody tells me I can't do something I am going to say that.
I dunno why but I can picture you in checkout lines at the supermarket screaming that at the cashier.
CASHIER: Er, sorry but this coupon has expired.
CHRIS (wearing gloves and stroking a cat): Do you insist that I destroy you?!
CASHIER: Sorry?
CHRIS: I could crush you like a bug you peon!
Honestly, next time somebody tells me I can't do something I am going to say that.