British Football thread
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Re: British Football thread
Austria v England is $ 24.95 ppv 2.30 EST on Direct tv this Saturday.
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Re: British Football thread
Originally Posted by Bob
That's the good ole Staines I remember *l*
So Bob, you from Staines?
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Originally Posted by jambo_2004
Ali G's from Staines isnt he?...respek.
He also says that the local leisure centre is called the John Nike Centre, its not its called Spelthorne Leisure Centre, the John Nike Centre is in Bracknell.
On his first video he stands outside my old school and says he went there sometimes!
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Originally Posted by mattbutt
I used to hang around in the Elmsleigh Centre on a Saturday afternoon aswell.
So Bob, you from Staines?
So Bob, you from Staines?
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Re: British Football thread
Originally Posted by Bob
Naa mate, just went to uni up the road so was around Staines abit
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Originally Posted by mattbutt
Royal Holloway? I went to Strodes College in Egham, we used to quite often go to the students union at Holloway ( stumble inn? ) for bevvies.
Went to holloway a bit too, tho most of the time our uni was barred from there's...
went to the pub by the park a lot, but the names just slipped my memory...always a bad sign
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Originally Posted by Bob
Naaa...went to the poor one, Brunel
Went to holloway a bit too, tho most of the time our uni was barred from there's...
went to the pub by the park a lot, but the names just slipped my memory...always a bad sign
Went to holloway a bit too, tho most of the time our uni was barred from there's...
went to the pub by the park a lot, but the names just slipped my memory...always a bad sign
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Re: British Football thread
Originally Posted by mattbutt
Barley Mo? In Engelfield Green? Saw ben elton in their once, apparently lives locally.
saw beckham a few yrs ago, he was at the ferrari dealership
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Originally Posted by Bob
Yup, that's the jobby, and yeah, he does, well in virginia waters, as does giles from buffy, anthony head...he goes to the fox and hounds tho,
saw beckham a few yrs ago, he was at the ferrari dealership
saw beckham a few yrs ago, he was at the ferrari dealership
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Re: British Football thread
Originally Posted by Webbie
All together now.... *chants*
"Chav, chav, chav, chav, chav,chav, chav, chav....wearing the bling....you chav."
"Chav, chav, chav, chav, chav,chav, chav, chav....wearing the bling....you chav."
CHAVS.i liked that word......North of the Border they are called NEDS
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Originally Posted by mattbutt
Had a girlfriend that lived up on in Virginia Water on the Wentworth Estate, v.nice part of town not quite sure what she saw in me. Should have stayed with her...
Look what thats done to lothianlad...
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Anyone watch Tennis, just been watching Sharapova play on TV...never really that interested in tennis but I may make the journey over to queens this weekend....
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Originally Posted by mattbutt
Anyone watch Tennis, just been watching Sharapova play on TV...never really that interested in tennis but I may make the journey over to queens this weekend....
In the words of Hale and Pace LARGE PORTION PLEASE, YES!...
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Re: British Football thread
American ex-boxers - over here they are accused and jailed for rape, made bankrupt. Or they do adverts for grills, exhausts, bin bags or baby back ribs.
Pretty humiliating, but not as humiliating as what we do to retired British boxers:
"I'm Frankie Dettori !"
*shakes head in dissapointment*
Tomorrow's Sun:
*Nadia to launch a single, which is already tipped to be No 1, the Sun comes up with some suggestions "Man, I feel like a woman" being among them
*Michael Jackson paid £1.1m in hush money to another child, it is claimed
*Girls Aloud pix, from FHM, of them posing saucily in an American diner
*Littlejohn at Republican conference: Twat
*Prison lags want £300 a week in protection money from Lee Hughes
*Jonathan Woodgate has had a tattoo on his lower back. The rather long sentence reads: "The darkest moments of our lives are not to be buried and forgotten, rather they are a memory to be called upon for inspiration to remind us of the unrelenting human spirit and our capacity to overcome the intolerable"
*Brewery JW Lees has named a beer after Madonna, it is called Material Girl Ale
*Paul Weller has banned Labour from using "Changing Man" for Blair adverts. He is fed up with the party
*Hugh Jackman is the latest Kaballah recruit, cancelling a date to sing the Aussie national anthem at an Aussie rules game, so he could go and be inducted.
*Tracy Emin being wooed for the next IACGMOOH
*Vanilla Ice to join the reality show The Farm.
*FD (Fat Dancer aka Robbie Williams) pictured enjoying a ride in his new Mercedes McLaren SLR, a £400,000 car - but he has not passed his test, so a friend has to drive it.
*George and Lynne: Lynne, in a jacuzzi, hears how her friend is a football widow.
Fitba:
Terry Venables in at Newcastle to look after the shop until Alan ("I am bigger than the club") Shearer is ready next season.
Clive Woodward as the Saints new manager ?
And it's not even April Fools Day.
Pretty humiliating, but not as humiliating as what we do to retired British boxers:
"I'm Frankie Dettori !"
*shakes head in dissapointment*
Tomorrow's Sun:
*Nadia to launch a single, which is already tipped to be No 1, the Sun comes up with some suggestions "Man, I feel like a woman" being among them
*Michael Jackson paid £1.1m in hush money to another child, it is claimed
*Girls Aloud pix, from FHM, of them posing saucily in an American diner
*Littlejohn at Republican conference: Twat
*Prison lags want £300 a week in protection money from Lee Hughes
*Jonathan Woodgate has had a tattoo on his lower back. The rather long sentence reads: "The darkest moments of our lives are not to be buried and forgotten, rather they are a memory to be called upon for inspiration to remind us of the unrelenting human spirit and our capacity to overcome the intolerable"
*Brewery JW Lees has named a beer after Madonna, it is called Material Girl Ale
*Paul Weller has banned Labour from using "Changing Man" for Blair adverts. He is fed up with the party
*Hugh Jackman is the latest Kaballah recruit, cancelling a date to sing the Aussie national anthem at an Aussie rules game, so he could go and be inducted.
*Tracy Emin being wooed for the next IACGMOOH
*Vanilla Ice to join the reality show The Farm.
*FD (Fat Dancer aka Robbie Williams) pictured enjoying a ride in his new Mercedes McLaren SLR, a £400,000 car - but he has not passed his test, so a friend has to drive it.
*George and Lynne: Lynne, in a jacuzzi, hears how her friend is a football widow.
Fitba:
Terry Venables in at Newcastle to look after the shop until Alan ("I am bigger than the club") Shearer is ready next season.
Clive Woodward as the Saints new manager ?
And it's not even April Fools Day.