Cheetah7

I think my imagination is too weird for that. I can visualise animals talking and I spot things that noone else would spot or find funny.

Last night I was stroking our neighbours cat - Eric, I love him and he was 'chatting me up'. Gordon was at the window totally mortified at this other cat who was rubbing his head on our fence.

I could visualise Eric sticking two fingers up at Gordon and yelling insults. - I can't help it, certain animals really do 'talk'.

There would have to be one hell of a 'special' market for that kind of writing.

NikiL

Terry Pratchett could be classed as a special market following that logic.

I agree, I reckon you should give writing a "proper" go. Judging by the amount of people on here who love reading what you write it should tell you that either we're all special or you really have got something good going there

glittababe

nahhh chick you're just bonkers!!! I 'see' pictures everywhere I go - not just cause I'm looking at something, but I 'see' it in all different angles,colours,shades,depts of focus - they 'talk' to me (ok, now I sound bonkers too)!!! better shut up!

Cheetah7

I reckon we are all special in our own way

I am about to do Gordon's blog - just a little thing that happened on Thursday night involving next doors' cat.

Bernieboy

PP you should be Boris johnsons PA,both of you stark raving

Cheetah7

steve`o

good to see your settling in sam

Cheetah7

I thought of you yesterday, I saw a girl in skin tight grey trousers with a huge toe.

My god I thought of you.

Sheff_Sparky

steve`o

arh bugger

just call me camel boy

Cheetah7

Well you should have read a thread Stevo and I did ages ago about toes, he is so naughty and if we were school kids, we would be in different classrooms.

Sheff_Sparky

bloody hell, no thanks - just yours are bad enough.

Cheetah7

It was his fault, he started it.

Sheff_Sparky

you are both as bad as each other.

You both need to be put on the naughty step.

Cheetah7

PP stomps off to her naughty step, folding her arms and pushing her bottom lip out like a wash hand basin. Stevo goes to his naughty step, his shorts half way down his bum, his knees all scabby from playing in the mud. His socks crumpled up and dirty and his shirt hanging out. Turning round to PP, he sticks his tongue out and calls her 'meaty minge'.

'Miss, Stevo called me Meaty Minge' PP yelled to Sue Admin who was teacher for the day.

'Do you want a smacked bottom?' Sue shouted firmly at PP who was blushing at the 'Meaty Minge' reference.

'Yes please' Stevo grinned and then kicked the naughty step in temper.

'Do not tempt me Stevo, do not tempt me' Sue sighed.

The rest of the class were sniggering, Gobbyjock and Margaret had started to flick bits of paper using their rulers and Sheff Sparky was trying hard to see if Soapy had undies on under his kilt.

Just another day in the BE Cyber school.

(Now look what you have started)