WTF in America
Mar 22nd 2019, 2:09 pm
#7561
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Re: WTF in America
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news...9Vx?li=BBnbfcL
Terrible 'accident'
The gun he had in his pocket.
That just had to be loaded.
And pointing at his face.
'Accidentally' went off.
As you do...
Terrible 'accident'
The gun he had in his pocket.
That just had to be loaded.
And pointing at his face.
'Accidentally' went off.
As you do...
Mar 22nd 2019, 3:18 pm
#7563
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Mar 22nd 2019, 3:30 pm
#7565
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Mar 22nd 2019, 3:32 pm
#7567
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Mar 22nd 2019, 4:01 pm
#7569
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Mar 22nd 2019, 4:19 pm
#7571
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Mar 22nd 2019, 6:07 pm
#7572
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Re: WTF in America
My first story was a man's body found after a week in a car in a Walmart parking lot, after reports of a very strong smell. The second story was a woman arrested and charged 17 years after her husband disappeared, because his body had been found recently, buried in a shallow grave. He had allegedly gone missing while "duck hunting" and his body, it was suggested, had been "eaten by alligators".
So no hilarity to be had associated with Florida and my birthday.
So no hilarity to be had associated with Florida and my birthday.
Mar 22nd 2019, 6:12 pm
#7573
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Re: WTF in America
My first story was a man's body found after a week in a car in a Walmart parking lot, after reports of a very strong smell. The second story was a woman arrested and charged 17 years after her husband disappeared, because his body had been found recently, buried in a shallow grave. He had allegedly gone missing while "duck hunting" and his body, it was suggested, had been "eaten by alligators".
So no hilarity to be had associated with Florida and my birthday.
So no hilarity to be had associated with Florida and my birthday.
Mar 22nd 2019, 6:22 pm
#7574
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Re: WTF in America
Ok, damn, against my instincts I did this...
and
"Florida Man says the Three Syringes found in his Rectum weren't His.'
and
"Florida Man says the Three Syringes found in his Rectum weren't His.'