Well she's doing pretty well.

I haven't had this much fun here in weeks.

I know...the entertainment value.

You lowlife you.

Apologies all around that for an American to travel outside the U.S. they have to board a flight longer than 4 hours in some (many) cases. Your "international" savvy includes countries that are closer to you than the states I have traveled through many times. Make no mistake. America is many countries combined, many cultures, and your international travels would not be so international if you lived in a geographically larger country. So let's compare apples to apples. (Btw -a little secret, I have traveled the world over)

Gosh, really? Go on, say something sophisticated.

<waits in awe>

PS: Speaking of apples, why are the apples here always covered in a thick coat of wax?

Hardly a secret now...

Mrs Horace I presume? How lovely to make your acquaintance.

Quite, old bean.

Credit where credit's due

How about I do something British? I'm going to say something now and I want you to guess what it means! "I'm calling my mother tomorrow" Now-what action am I trying to get you to take???? Go!

Quick, where's Nutek and his pies? She'll need to train.

Well someone has to. I'm disappointed in the lack of repertoire I'm receiving off you lot.

AWESOMEVICE!!!!!111!!!!

Quite welcome love. Quite welcome.