ellegiselle......do something American. Go on, be a sport. We'll mark you out of ten.

We don't over-apostrophe our diction on this little island-nor do we like too many commas or the use of the the letter "u" without proper cause. Be a dear and make note of that.

I thought that this was where the masses could come to breathe free. Now you're telling me they look down on people here and deliberately mislead them.

Bait and switch, I tell you. Can I get a refund on what it cost me to get my US citizenship papers? False advertising is against the law you know.

Is this a picture of you dear? It's charming.

That's more like SATX

Did you know that "America" is actually a continent? When you get to the border of the USA, that stuff on the other side is a)land and b) a different country, all part of America.

Weak gags - full marks.

SATX is a cross dresser?

Klinger

Breathe free love. Just treat us with the same respect you have expected from outside visitors to your home country. Immigrant or not, you've joined us, we have not joined you.

Well it's jolly nice of whoever it is to show up and entertain us. An excellent hostess, I say.

I think the main questions here are:
1. Are you in your twenties?
2. Are you searching for a social group?

That would be fine if I were in fact British.

Personally, I like my visitors to have a functioning sense of humour. Plus they have to bring proper bacon because you just can't get it here you know.

I ******* love these threads (sorry ellegiselle, couldn't resist the thumbs up again).