Bloody Disney has a lot to answer for. Still - it could have been the head!

yes, that is true

I think there'll be a new rule in the house....don't undress the dolls unless you want to see daddy break some limb or other off the thing :/

People who order things at shops/food places and the like who start their order off with the words 'I need ...' instead of something like 'Can I please have' or 'I would like'. It just irritates me no end, probably for no good reason but since when was I inclined to give two shits about stuff like that?

What kind of dipshit leaves their pens in their pockets before dumping the stuff in the laundry bin?

FFS to the karmic justice that their clothes are all fine, but all of my trousers now look like they've been used by a smurf as a giant wank sock.

Awesome.

Just what I needed to read first thing in my morning... Had me pissing myself very quietly as Mrs HTS is still asleep...

Would give you karma for the imagery you created, but th karma police built in to this web site says I need to spread it around elsewhere first.

Well bollox to that Bob. Just know you have extra karma as of now.

I really hope I don't run in to a smurf today...

POTUS is in town today, so it is possible...

My husband's the worse one for doing that. However he also leaves money in the pocket too so I take that as pay back.

My other pet peeve is when he takes his feral smelly dirty socks off, he folds them together and puts them in the laundry box. They then go in the maching still in a ball because there is no way I'm touching them until they're clean. You'd think after 25 years I'd have got him trained by now wouldn't you?

It could be worse. At least he puts them in the dirty box - it could be back in his drawer

Knobfaced drivers who drive the wrong way down a one way street...and then get slightly perplexed when you give them the finger for driving like a klunge after barely missing them whilst swerving like a loon.

Hey you chose to go and live in Massachusetts... What do you expect, intelligence and considerate behavior?? If you wanted that you'd come and live in New York.

I was being serious, partly.

That my husband, a ****ing engineer can't figure out simple math problems like if you take 1800 mm off the end of a 5400 board you wind up with one length 3600 and one 1800. Then if you put two of the 1800s together you come up with another 3600 length.

Only folks worse than Mass drivers are NY ones

Anyway, todays peeve, using a coupon for something and then finding out there's a new one in the mailbox that's a better coupon, or having a better one that had expired the day before.

Coupons in general actually.

Also slow folks dawdling along in the grocery store that puddle along in the middle of the aisles. Shitards.

Made worse when they bump into someone they know and stay there to chat...blocking you in because someone else has come up behind you and now not of you can turn around.

Meh.

When you're at the checkout and half way through your purchases the clerk decides to go and help someone else...leaving you stood there.

You have got to be ****ing joking?? MA and all New England drivers are inconsiderate morons, by comparison NY drivers are paragons of consideration and sanity!